No, Dwight, this is why:

Riley knows sports baby legacies are made in the Playoffs.

The second most painful part of that clip is the crowd’s delusion that there’s “de-fense” for Steph Curry.

It’s sad that promoting measures to prevent this kind violence of is “controversial.”

Spoiler for the end of Lost.

He’s trying to live vicariously through his son’s dick now.

YOU’RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!

The baseball equivalent of

And now every fanbase can start worrying about being the ones to pay Dwight Howard a max contract.

I hope not. Highly Questionable is great.

No, walking away would not have been taking a stand. It would have been taking the easy way out. It was much more difficult and constructive to look these women in the eye and come to terms with what they have to go through on a daily basis.

Good thing it’s gonna be a Warriors-Blazers series. That actually could be fun.

This may be the finest grain of sand in the desert of Crying Jordans.

If you mean have him come over to your house, shoot some hoops on your outdoor basketball goal, maybe hang out for lemonade afterward ... yeah, that’d be pretty cool.

Then again, Dwight Howard.

Makes me wish I’d grown up in 1950's Wisconsin. Actually... I’ll pass.

Remember when Mike Tomlin got in the dude’s way on the sideline and everyone freaked out? I love how this kind of crazy shit happens all the time in soccer.

I’m a Grizzlies fan. It’s more like a “Buried Alive” match.

In related news, the Spurs mascot lost a lot of blood and is in critical condition.