Mmmmdid I do thaaaat?

It’s like guests bringing their kids to a party uninvited. To everyone else, it feels like a weird power move. I’m special and I want my special kid to be special. There’s a bizarre dynastic aspiration to it.

I don’t think I’ve ever been more excited for a regular season game than I am for tonight’s game. Assuming they meet in the conference Finals, the Spurs and Warriors could play up to 10 times in the next couple of months. It’s a great time to be an NBA fan.

Sometimes the raw emotion of a single picture can be applied to any moment in time.

What a wonderful time to be white!

$115m isn’t enough to ease your restless spirit?

I know you’re glad there aren’t copyrights on Kinja jokes.

Switched straight from this to Cincy dunk at the buzzer that was baaaaarely late. Epic March Madness today.

Hard shove leads to elimination. Where have I seen that before?

Why isn’t this fucking kid in school?

Burm Snart is also severely underseeded at 12. And Billie-Jo Skeleton is going to shock the world.

Fuuuuck this. Can we please just have buzzer beaters forever?

Since we all hate Chris Paul, here’s a gif to lift our spirits:

Watch out for your Cornell, bud.

Goddamn it, even that GIF makes me tear up.

The fact that you dug up a 10-year-old article says more about you than it does Deangelo Williams. I remember that “controversy,” and that’s Tommy West characteristically throwing the player who saved his career under the bus.

You mean he was not bad enough to cost his team the Super Bowl.

Williams actually had a great year filling in for Bell.

The fuck are you talking about? Deangelo is the most beloved Memphis football player of all time. He still comes to Tigers and Grizz games and is treated like royalty here.

He was the one not taking a selfie. Further proof that the universe is indifferent and unjust