Side note: Vince Staples has a great Twitter.

Side note: Werner Herzog would make an awesome NBA commentator.

This totally explains how Draymond Green came to be. Love ya, ma!

Memphis has been a great place for reclamation projects. Matt Barnes had 25 last night. 25!

I hate that “Religious” is important enough to voters to be a category.

We won’t have this sack of shit to kick around anymore.

He gets a non-speaking role in a Kia commercial.

Yes it's perfectly appropriate for legislators to operate at a 3rd grade reading level.

I don’t know, man, his one-handed pump on the second free throw line dunk makes for arguably the most iconic dunk of all time. There’s a reason it’s the screen cap on the video.

It basically skips the 90s. I guess the scoring system was different, but I would have liked to see some Shawn Kemp and that time Dee Brown invented the dab.

Such a quick release.

The fans didn’t give a shit about Paul George breaking the record. They just wanted Steph to shoot.

Pretty sure that’s the joke. Definitely a commentary on “Violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is.”

I love the self-deprecation, but I don’t buy this from Boogie. Kendrick Perkins, maybe.

-1 step

Josh Pastner is gonna get fired in spite of a $10M buyout. It'll be worth every penny.

Tigers fan here. The worst part of the clip was hearing “You’re playing for a tournament bid!” Next level trolling.

Wake Up (sheeple)