This is absolutely horrible in every way. But I have to admit some part of me is curious as to who attacks a goddamned hippo with an ice pick and ends up walking away?

He was, but his time with the Colts at the end takes some of that shine away. It’s quite possibly because he hired his son and gave him too much responsibility, but he was still the boss that had that team full of Peyton and little else for years.

Didn’t even read the article but I’m incensed that the Red Panda was snubbed. Look at this little bastard.

Be back in a minute, I need to put a rope in a cup so I can pour one out for my homie.

“And UPS, well, fuck them. Every winter they deliver my shit to the house across the street despite clear numbering.”

I’m both feeling old and now curious what our even older parents had in school as a computer lab/”yay Oregon Trail” analogue.

“He reported on Jan. 16 that three football players had to be hospitalized after grueling offseason workouts. In the aftermath of the report, newly-hired strength coach Irele Oderinde was suspended for a month”

As a sort of outsider I’d like to see an educated argument as to how the Oscars bad votes line up against the MLB Hall of fame bad votes. I mean I like to watch movies, and I like to watch baseball, but I don’t consider myself an expert on either. And every year fans of either thing are up in arms about everything.

Huh, a Street Fighter 5 article is how I learn that Del the Funky Homosapien is still around?

I’m not much on golf history and hell, maybe this is a bad example because he never won a major after 1983 but Tom Watson maybe? As I understand it he had a lot of trouble with his short game in the late 80s but he still managed to be a pretty good professional golfer for like another 20 years.

Hey I hope you’re right. I just...worry.

If there is some strategy here I can buy the theory that the idea is to throw up obvious battles with the press so they will concentrate on that instead of things like...oh I don’t know, the whole Russian thing. Or the ICE thing. Or the being shot down by the courts on the Travel Ban executive order thing. Or the…

Either way it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. This is one of the few highlights I can remember of Marcus Smart complaining about a phantom foul.

Doesn’t this happen pretty frequently in college basketball? Parents or AAU coaches of top recruits get a job where the recruit ends up landing?

Umm, is this a deflated dog? What is going on here?

It’s amazing that absolutely no one got this. I just want to say that you are appreciated Eto’o’s o-face.

I’m going to go ahead and put the O/U on the number of those 6 recruits that actually end up at Kansas at 1.

Yeah getting into the NFL was his supposed end game. The way he went about it pissed everyone off including the judicial system, so he and the USFL ended up with a $3 judgment against the NFL instead.  No there are no missing 0's there after the 3.

What, is Carmelo guaranteeing a victory and going to score a hat trick in a come from behind playoff win now?

I want to argue that what he’s trying to say is he changes things up regularly to keep things fun for the kids and keep them involved and engaged and he just screwed up explaining that.