Man, that thing didn’t even have Blast processing(TM)

Does this really count as cake? I mean the very thin over cooked cake batter is no doubt delicious, but I question its cake-hood

Well given that he started with “We have priorities right now” I assume that actually making things work comes first.

Chicken Salad, much like Tuna Salad is not a salad.

Sue me. I like my meatloaf like 30% crackers

Men are generally expected to wear long sleeve collared shirts when things say “Professional” so I’m not sure how sleeves would be sexist... Though I kinda wish Trump had strutted in with a tube top... Or maybe that would have blinded me.

And with this you have made what you internet types so widely disparage. “Cheese product” that can’t even be legally called cheese. This is basically the same process that makes American Cheese “not cheese.”

Well, they both picked one grouchy person and one smiling person, so... you know, close enough.