Man, that thing didn’t even have Blast processing(TM)

Does this really count as cake? I mean the very thin over cooked cake batter is no doubt delicious, but I question its cake-hood

Well given that he started with “We have priorities right now” I assume that actually making things work comes first.

Chicken Salad, much like Tuna Salad is not a salad.

I hate to say that when I read the first part I just shook my head assuming this was some meme-type post. But it wasn’t. Great comment

Well, I nodded along, thinking this was pretty much what the rumor mill decided months ago, then looked at the Eurogamer article you reference... Which says that several unnamed sources have told them that those things that the rumor mill said.

Sue me. I like my meatloaf like 30% crackers

Men are generally expected to wear long sleeve collared shirts when things say “Professional” so I’m not sure how sleeves would be sexist... Though I kinda wish Trump had strutted in with a tube top... Or maybe that would have blinded me.

Based on my walk through the park this is a game for all generations. Even the old man in charge of the Gardens was playing Pokemon Go... Which was sort of wonderful.

Really? That seems off to me. I mean I would think that at least like 10% downloaded one dumb game or another.

And with this you have made what you internet types so widely disparage. “Cheese product” that can’t even be legally called cheese. This is basically the same process that makes American Cheese “not cheese.”

Well, they both picked one grouchy person and one smiling person, so... you know, close enough.