I wish I had something more productive or interesting to say other than “That looks amazing and I love it”, but here we are.

I’d like to say the Taycan Cross Turismo that other people have been suggesting (because wagon), but I’ll never be able to afford one of those so I gotta say the Hyundai Ioniq 5—the cyberpunk-ish hatchback thing that childhood-me would likely have been obsessed with:

The correct answer. Except like this...

With the present offer, none. Except maybe this one.

Is that seriously a question?

Agreed. Volvo’s “Thor’s Hammer” headlights are one of their best design features, and moving away from those would be a mistake. The aero elements look awkward, as well.

Neither the TRX nor the even more hyped up raptor should exist. Just pure idiocy. 

That list is beyond misleading, comedy effect or not.

Neither are trucks for doing truck things. Small beds, huge liftover heights, crappy towing. You want offroad? Polaris, Yamaha, Honda and others have dedicated vehicles faster and more fun. This TRX and the Raptors are BroDozers daddy can just write a check for.

Yes, that’s quite the TPCV—tiny penis compensation vehicle.

I know there will be all sorts of obscure cars and modified this or that... but for a high volume (and modern) car it’s the Wrangler. Yes, people love them, and yes, they are capable for a specific purpose. But, driving a lot of highway miles in one is simply awful. To be fair, any highway miles in one isn’t very fun.…

I guess we found the one womb that isn't sacred .

I don't dislike the way it looks but I wish they had used more styling cues from the original DeLorean, other than the gullwing doors I don’t really see any connection between the cars. I’m getting sorta Lucid Air vibes from it.

It looks too generic and could be a car for any brand.

A Hummer.

Crew cab pickup was already mentioned up above, but I’m going to say a heavy duty crew cab dually pickup. I saw one parked on an urban street in Pittsburgh the other day that had one set of rear wheels on the curb and the other set protruding almost a foot into the traffic lane. To make matters worse, most dually…

Ford Excursion 

If you read the article you would see that facts still matter... EVs get a 1000lb adjustment up but would still have to likely pay more with the new plan. So they get a not insignificant break, but things like the EV pick-ups won’t get the discount (i.e. 9000lb Hummer EV).

Good.

Alfa Romeo Spider with the V6, because Miata isn’t always the answer.