Listen, I love GT3/4 just as much as the next man, but the racing game world has moved on over the last 20+ years. I loathe the imagination of yet another pretty looking GT with 1995 gameplay, where you have to frantically bumpercar your way to 1st in 2 lap races. Racing games have evolved and moved on, time for GT to…

Happy bday you lovely crazy car brand. I really like my Kizoku a lot. Will give it a friendly pat before getting in tomorrow.

Yeah you take that corner above the headlights to the face and tell me again that it isn’t that pointy.

Yeah, no shit. Also how can the Cybertruck with all its sharp edges and pointy corners pass pedestrian safety tests? I guess Elon just hands out the biggest bribes, now that he is moar rich than even Bezos.

Amazing. So every last automaker has the funds to flood the streets with moronic gargantuan SUVs that nobody needs, that are horrible for the environment, endangering others and that take up city space we don’t have. But for small cars that actually make sense as a way of individual transportation... Nah. Boggles the…

I don’t like VW much, but I have to say they colors were spot on those last 2-3 years. The orange of the T-Cross, their teal and dark blue are all gorgeous. Also the whitesilver they used on the GTI until recently is my favorite non-color besides Mazdas matrix grey.

Haha, look at that fucking asshole face, they should call themselves Proud Fuckbois.

I always hated the front end of the current generation Mini, in every iteration. Just so plump and bloated and they never found a lower front bumper treatment that didn’t look downright stupid. This takes the cake, tho. What a shit show.

I never got the bread van hype. I love shooting brakes but these kind of things look so ugly and wrong. It still gets a thumbs up for the functionality but I really don’t get the swooning over the looks.

All y’all should give back your jalop card. The only correct answer (ok, besides Saab) that nobody gave is Lancia. I mean come on. They always were at the forefront of design, technology and innovation, so make a whole lineup of a new Stratos, new Delta, new Fulvia, new Ypsilon all with either electric or hydrogen to…

Rot in hell, you disgusting religious facist lying ass freak cunt. Sorry, I am not energetic enough today to aptly describe her through insults. She is the worst.

This little gem of a mid 50s italian saloon car:

Well, whenever there is a discussion about the best FWD cars, the Cord rarely is brought up even though it deserves to be. It is probably just too old and most people remembering them fondly are not normally found on the internet.

The Pantera is neither forgettable nor forgotten in m opinion. If you have ever seen (and heard) one, it is basically impossible to forget that experience.

Awesome job, but I think wrapping the top parts of the headlights was a mistake. The car now looks really sorry for itself.

What the fuck happened to the Jalopnik I used to know?

While I wholeheartedly agree with your stance, I say make that 30 mpg, if you really want to do something about the problem at hand.

The Women’s Liberation Front, or WoLF, a small group of so-called “radical feminists”

How the fuck is Cruz still in the senate after the shit he did? How is it possible that this schmock ass motherfucker is not expelled and on his way to jail yet for his role in the violent uprising of white ugliness?

Nah. The difference is that the rooflines of cars with blacked out B-pillars are created with this in mind to create a sleek overall look. The potato shape that is created by blacking out the beetle B-pillar is not a good look and definitely not sleek.