It is absolutely perfect if you always wanted to ride one of these:

How the everliving fuck is it possible that more than a week after a deadly uprising that was supposed to be coup d’etat, there is still no formal investigation started on such critical details as to whether the mob had inside help?! What the actual fuck?!?

So all the rightwing fuckfaces who got identified on camera while storming the capitol and were since arrested were all doppelgangers or how does that fantasy work?

So this Graham fuckface wants to heal the nation by not putting the blame on the guy who started the riots... Then turns around and puts the blame on Pelosi? Yeah, thats exactly my kinda humor. Fuck this hypocrite fuckturd to hell and back.

To be fair, Audi has used those colors since the 80s and they rock them really well.

How the fuck did this bitch make enough money to charter a fucking private plane?! She sounds dumb as bricks (no offense to bricks, y’all of much more use than this blond vacuum for brains).

Her tweet is not fueled by stupidity, but ammorality. She knows damn well what she is doing, as do all the other republican traitors. If you still think they are stupid, well... That’s stupid.

How is this not the bigger story in the media? I mean ok impeachment is big, but how is there so little outcry about traitors inside the house that actively participated in a coup? How come they are allowed to serve another day and are not at least suspended?

Toyota’s more recent lineup of models has been heavy on gas-guzzling sports-utility vehicles, which come with far bigger price tags and have brought far higher profit margins. According to a recent report from the Environmental Protection Agency, Toyota vehicles delivered some of the worst fuel efficiency in the…

Not a fan of the front wheelarched, otherwise this is a lovely lil car and might end up in my garage one day once e-infrastructure is there.

As a Fulvia owner, I might be biased, but I will say all Lancias that are not Delta Integrales or Stratosses. It is amazing to me how much cheaper Fulvias are compared to Alfa GTVs. Or how no one has the lovely little Appia on the radar. Or the Thema 8.32. Or the first two Ys which were the first luxury city cars and…

Man, those are some boring ass wheels. That fat center does them no favors. Would you still like them if they weren’t bronze? Don’t think so.

Goodness gracious, that new GM logo sucks all of the Ass. Seen it for the first time today, what on earth were they thinking?! o_0

If it was brown, it would be the very definition of what Jalopnik is... Or used to be since 36% of you seem to be lost to the truck/SUV BS.

And that is still true today.

There is something wrong with choice if you tend to choose the option that is needlessly bad for the environment and dangerous to other people in traffic.

Oh yes, finally. Thank God for one more gargantuan, gas guzzling, dangerous SUV for ignorant, egoistic assholes to brodoze around in. Newsflash, David: This shit has to stop. Right the fuck now.

That is a lovely vehicle. The headline is fake news, tho. I vastly prefer Matt Farahs Safari 911. And the Safari 911 of my dreams isn’t even a 911:

God damn... Just fuck you forever, 2020.

Of course it is and those 73% need to be tackled as well. Doesn’t make the 27% for passenger vehicles any less bad and of a priority to be changed, tho.