How the fuck is this orange clown not given the “Shut the fuck up Donnie, you don’t know what you are talking about!” treatment and booed off the stage right the fuck there and then?!

And how exactly is her behaviour not a reason to step the fuck down? Has the US really lost any sense?

Dude, I feel you. I just traded my lowered, uncomfortable daily driver for a lovely Mazda 2. Current Mazdas are still fun as hell to drive while being comfortable and nice to look at and somewhat unique. I don’t think you could find a better option in your position. Please don’t pick a fucking retarded SUV. :)

The problem is not that the site looks different, it is that it works shite. Way too cluttered and confusing. Also not aesthetically pleasing. I will bookmark jalopnik/latest, everything else is a huge pain in the butt to use. 1/10 and that is not even a cynic or troll comment.

Well, two can play this game. Seems crazy Doonäld forgot that. LOCK HIM UP!

Don’t understand the positive reactions. To me, it looks like a cheap and ill-fitting 458 bodykit. The proportions and the interior are almost entirely the same, are we sure this isn’t based on the Ferrari Tributo?

I rarely wish harm upon anyone that isn’t called Trump or a right wing nutsack. But if each and every last one of those assholes attending this assholefest gets covid and ideally a rare, painful form of testicle hemorrhoids, that would be totally fine with me.

I thought slammed Rally Fighter.

WTF are you talking about?! This is the “sporty” version of a garantuan behemoth of an SUV. This whole vehicle is the very definition of bullshit. Bullshit that we need to stop right the fuck now. How these cars are still legal in times of climate change and packed cities is well beyond me. It is truly insane that you…

This is only a distraction if we let them distract us with it. How is this shady ass bitch not booed off her fucking podium right the fuck there and then. 185.000 people are dead, at least 300.000 still infected, her fucking impeached asshole president lied over 20000 times while in office and she is talking about a…

The new Grand Wagoneer concept strays quite a bit from the SUV that we know and love.

Unless you live on an actual mountain, there is no need for AWD. FWD is fine in snow, having good winter tires is key no matter which drivetrain your car has. So imho the best option would be a nice Mazda 3.

Fuck each and every last SUV and everybody buying, driving or promoting them.

That photo. What a horrifying ghoul. The ugliness of the inside seems really hard to hide after a while.

Well, who cares what Rush Limpjock has to say. Just because he spread his ass cheeks wide enough to welcome any dick inside that was willing to do him a favor doesn’t make his shit talking worth noticing. Amazing that he can still talk with a mouth that sucked so much dirty dick, though.

This shit needs to stop.

Honestly? Get all those people on a cruise ship, let the poor crew escape at sea and then torpedo the fuck out of that sucker. I am tired of such mouthbreathers being a risk to the life of others. Also, we can’t afford this obnoxious waste anymore. Cruise ships are among the most unnecessary terrible polluters out…

It may be brown, but it sure as fuck aint no wagon. Its a fucking obnoxious, gargantuan, fugly SUV. So those are at least 5 things not to love about this turd.

Justin, sometimes I worry about you. You either need to layoff the booze or go to a seminar how to battle your horrible taste or something.

Well, at least my speech is free enough to call you an ignorant, feckless cunt.