Since a Tahoe emits tons of CO2 more per year than an Odessey, yah indeed. Unless Karen lives on a deserted mountain and has to soccer mom over rock trails and through raging rivers: Fuck Karen and her 5 dumb kids.

Go Team Boulder! Serves those asshats driving around in their giant obese douchemobiles just about right.

If you want an obese fugly blob that is dressed up like a sportscar akin to a hippo in basketball shorts and that makes you look like the douchebaggiest of asshats while driving it, this is it.

That Hellkitten idea is so effin brilliant, please tell me you work in FCAPSA product planning... ^^

The minimal rust adds patina

I love this plan, but it aint gonna happen. Alfa is the performace brand of FCA and if Lancia shall ever make a comeback, their only hope would be to make innovative, upscale cars again that feel more quality than the competition. Like in the 50s and 60s. Maybe a new electric Appia based on the e208? It even says App…

I struggle to call a bike with such a huge lump of a front end (even or that category) good looking. That part just looks comically oversized, look at the second pic from the top for example. The front lights area is horribly executed, too.

Dude, you forgot Innocenti. Shame on you!

Germany here. I have seen one in the wild (and about 10 new Z4s or so) and it is as fugly as in the pictures. Hope to never see one again. Blergh.

I d add problem #3 - its fugly as sin. That blobby ass hood, the comically large windshield, that drunk old mans nose, those fake vents everywhere... The whole design is a terrible mess of “Dude, naww” levels. Wouldnt drive one without a paper bag over my head.

Because other race cars are not such fugly lard ass blobs that I would not be seen dead in. CP.

I actually kinda like the car itself, would make for a nice project. Would change the look of that weird ass hood, tho. That price is several grand too high in any case, so sad ass CP.

I they’d be honest, they would name it Horseshit.

They might move forward with this, if their goal is to run their design language head-first into a wall. Fock fucks sake, don’t make me have to look at that front end on your doucheholemobiles, you bavarian assholes.

If thats the reason, how come other manufacturers still manage to make a front that doesnt look like a droopy snout? This front end almost looks like a Golf/Beetle mashup with some tacky side light extensions. Sorry but thats just bad design right there.

I think you are. Most Lambo buyers are not interested in bang for the buck, they don’t mind spending that much money because they want the sexyness of the brand and that badge. And a cool name to say at the golf/yacht/high dollar strip club. “I am here with the Aventador” etc. The C8 might be an interesting…

You must have very weird sex with either obese women or elephantidae.

The Fuego wasn’t exactly anyone’s first choice for a sports car back in the day, but they weren’t terrible, either

I have never seen anybody saying that he likes that horrible beak grille. Me and my designer colleagues actually take it as an example of when a theoretically good idea goes entirely wrong. Mr. Van Hooydonk may defend it however he likes, but the truth is not that that the beak isnt traditional enough, it is straight…

Amazing. It is at the same time one of the biggest improvements in automotive design from one generation to the next and yet still quite fugly in places (namely, that huuuuuge maw at the front and the strange surface modelling at the c-pillar).