“but it’s not bad” he said. I think we need to crowdfund a new set of glasses for Dave Tracy. That front end is hideous AF. As a designer myself, I don’t even understand what they were going for with those feelers that end nowhere and clash horribly with the upper grille style. Or the sorry ass leftovers of the…

I d say Citroen. There even was a commercial version o the Traction Avant with suicide doors in the front, front hinged doors in the back and a hatch!

Came here for the Appia, was not disappointed. I personally prefer the look of the Series 2, though. Such a pretty little car, always thought about giving one of them the Carrera Panamericana treatment.

Meh. If I ever (for whatever reason I can’t see yet) shall buy a Ferrari, I will paint it Steve McQueen brown.

Dude, thats beige. Not white enough for ivory.

Well, BMW might not sell them Isettas anymore, but there is an electric retro city car that looks like its brother from the future. This needs to be on Jason drives!

I dunno, neither the car nor the boring livery are doing anything for me. Its just so... Shrug. Maybe I just love the C7R too much to care for this thing.

Fuck these horrible abominations, fuck BMW for making them and fuck the assholes that are buying them.

Did you smack anyone from the design, product management or marketing department in the face for making this abhorrent thing?

Those fender flares actually do work wonders to break up the acres of c-pillar/rear fender surface. And in a race car, rear quarter blind spots don’t matter much. Hooray!

Since I already own the legendary rally car that I love to drive, I m going to go with the legendary touring car that I would love to drive: All bow down to the mighty red pig!

Well, I know why I won’t buy one. They done effed up with that ass. Looks ridiculous and you can’t see shit behind you.

No kidding, somebody paid 8 Million Dollar for this horrendously fugly POS? CP!

I would love to put an engine from a Fiat Barchetta in my Fulvia. Not only would I gain a large amount of horsepowers, it would be a tribute to this lovely machine that never was, since it was based on the Barchetta.

It might not be the worst offender but this whole class is by far the most pointless one that, due to their pupularity, is rapidly becoming a big offender becauseyou see so many of them. Also WTF do you need 400 hp in a city car for, FFS. Still, it has no performance, it handles like shit even when compared to a RS3,…

This is not an article showing off a huge container ship, but an article showing off another one of the endless sea of overpowered pseudo sporty douchemobiles like this green POS. Just because there are other, even bigger problems doesnt mean I have to dislike this pointless, obnoxious atrocity one iota less.

There’s a lot happening at the conservative network.

And that idiotic strawman argument has fuckall to do with how much you personally do to save the planet or not. SUVs like this poinlessly emit tons of CO2 more than a normal car with the same engine per year due to higher weight and worse aerodynamics.

Why should a car enthusiast like this horrible thing? It is fugly as hell, too high on stilts to be fun to drive and useless offroad. The only thing it is good at is being obnoxious excess. And cars that you could actually be enthusiastic about are killed off by the boatload for “sporty” SUVs like this.

Thos sneaky mofos. This eyewatering green color is meant to distract us from the fact that this horribly fugly asshatmobile is pointlessly destroying the environment for nonexisting bragging rights.