felixelix
FelixElix
felixelix

I’ve seen Nova Scotian phone books. The “M” section is 90% of the book.

Redford caught in the act

“Schumer Breaks the Senate” is equivalent to saying “Kirk Cousins Breaks the Redskins”. Both were already broken long, long ago by other people, and the subject of each sentence is just trying to pretend to exist, nay flourish, in the charred, ruinous hellscape that remains of each institution.

DO NOT DRINK FROM THAT FART CUP! All smells are particulate, and you have just unleashed a fart on a cold, condensation covered glass that soaked up all the hot steamy fart particles and then pressed it against your lips. You might as well be drinking a feces cocktail.

Ahem, Mexico is paying.

Some folks say he’s a CHICKEN!

The Wall just got 12 feet taller

I don’t think you can really say you fact checked this unsubstantiated piece of puffery until you eat this and wait 12 hours until your stomach settles down to determine if this truly is all you need in life.

Yes but really how else will we as a society address the lack of female representation in the leadership of our top weed companies?

Sorry I thought this was going to be a story about wearing a speedo with a boner.

What I took from this origin story is that his dad is a moron and Bannon is out to avenge his dumb father who is rich enough to own tons of AT&T stock but too cheap or ignorant to hire even the most minimally qualified financial professional to suggest that might not be the best strategy.

Similarly, I have never posted a comment on Deadspin.

He could have, you know, not signed the bill.

This is exactly how my preschoolers acted the first time they got drunk.

Don’t think of it as a lack of funds. Think of it as a personal and moral failure that you didn’t work hard enough to afford it, unlike all the rest of us. The oligarch class isn’t for the lazy.

Seriously, he was running right into its path. As impressive as his catch was, more impressive #9's lack of self-preservation skills.

Yes! Me or my wife got rear-ended 3 times in our 2002 Legacy and it never left so much as a dent. Subarus are tanks.

The Deacs have a handful of crucial losses where huge 2nd half leads evaporated because their guards decided to chuck up 3's while Collins twiddled his thumbs under the basket. Fixing this has been Manning’s most important job of the year. As a WFU fan I just hope Collins hangs around one more year.

Why an island? Isthmuses are where it’s at.