If we generously say the Bengals had a 50% chance to win any of 7 (independent) playoff games, then chances Lewis would go 0-7 is 0.8%. Maybe more realistically, even with an average of a 40% chance of winning any individual game, a 0-7 record is still 2.8%. This is just to say statistics are fun, and it is WAY…

Typical millenial

*Hastily forwards link to Riyad Mahrez*

Russia are frauds. Saudi Arabia were just Saudi’ing as best they could Saudi.

I dunno, it seems like paying less than $6 for a sandwich is a pretty decent deal.

You’ve gotta put Alien on this list. It’s all about maternity.

There are just as many if not more wank hands as birds being flipped. Let’s not forget the Chelsea wankers.

Heading out to play some tennis. These gizmos are for lightweights.

Feinberg

“Maybe RGIII is available?”

If this is ok now I think the Minneapolis U13 girls’ soccer league owes me an apology.

vampire Ned Flanders

This is interesting and deserved. Presumably Lennon’s share of the $$ have been flowing to his estate, which I assume she owns [I don’t really know, just making assumptions], so will there be any financial consequences for this?

Yes under a 10 foot pile of snow

When I was 13 I used to have to melt the skin off my own hand with a blowtorch, take a picture on film and get it developed at the drugstore, and then mail copies to all my friends.

Gloria Allred had “um, a lot of work coming up and geez I’ll have to think about it” and then changed her phone number.

Nah it only got 2/5 stars. The reviewers thought it had a derivative, lazily written script, predictable outcome, and the Van Gundy character was described as “the worst character since Jar Jar Binks”.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

EDAMAME?