I think they are under investigation by the U.S. Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights because of how they ignored and hindered their former Title IX coordinator as well as a few lawsuits by victimized students (possibly class action). But I don’t know if the NCAA is doing anything or if there are any…

The Walt Whitman Bridge seems like the ideal place to be caught with a few leaves of grass.

This is the correct answer, and it also applies to the single-nostril snot rocket. The double-nostril snot rocket should remain strictly forbidden in polite society.

I don’t know what I would do if my son ever admitted to being a Bills fan. I mean, I would still love him, but I don’t think I could ever fully accept him if he chose that lifestyle

At this guy’s age, dressing as a Viagra bottle seems more appropriate.

And the reason I named it the Purpose tour is that I simply wanted to remind everybody that everybody has a purpose.

Dang, Roker NAILED his Bryant Gumbel costume.

lol. All she has to do is hang by the bar and put out the vibe.

I didn’t realize Garfield, a male cat, could be turned into an object that dudes would want to have sex with. Now Nermal on the other hand . . .

He has no one to blame but himself.

Geez, now we have to choose a local warlord to support when our society descends into chaos. Democracy is hard.

“I would bring Tiffany to more events, but I’ve got Ivanka. I mean, look at her. Tiffany is great, but she’s not my first choice”

How do they get away with it? I try to keep everyone informed about how much sex I am having or not having, and yet I’m the creepy guy nobody wants to talk to???

Dang it all, I should have picked richer parents.

I remember when they changed to let them appear on tv. Now we can watch actors and actresses who don’t have a medical condition testify about the benefits they didn’t receive while treating a condition they don’t have thanks to the drug they didn’t take.

Pharmaceutical advertising is bad in part because these commercials have to do so much work in so little time.

+1 Holy shih tzu

The rapture came at halftime on the east coast and mercifully whisked me and the rest of God’s faithful children to bed.

Aren’t we getting into scone territory here?

As Gawker Media continues to fight the Hogan verdict in appeals, who exactly is Gawker Media at this point? Is it just Nick Denton and his lawyers?