Crazy Ricky is definitely the name of a guy who puts acorn and bugs in his peanut grinder.

lol, I have to trash talk Skippy in honor of my wife who eats it religiously.

Thanks, worth the read! This paper is truly the jewel of Portage County, much like Christina Ferguson herself.

I endorse this.

I bet she was using terrible Skippy’s peanut butter. This act should be labeled a war crime.

Why not just recycle this headline every time:

Absolutely! Best show on tv for aviation enthusiasts.

Isn’t she butting in on Baby Spice’s market?

her lawyerly explanations of very complex issues . . . make her sound squirrelly to voters predisposed to dislike her

I’m 100% in support of this. Plus, if HRC is elected, there technically will be no First Lady, so why not just keep her in that role until a replacement is named?

You just described Sarah Palin’s political career (minus the downward spiral into insanity and irrelevance of the past 3 years).

I don’t understand people who say “I hate government! I don’t know what I’m doing, but dang it I’m going to run for political office!” Is this uniquely an American thing?

Which is to say, for Trump, and save for maybe Ivanka, a “bitch” is any woman at all.

It has to be the one she was wearing when she broke her neck in Million Dollar Baby or I don’t want it.

I’m holding out to get to be one of the people stored in that cellar as food in The Road. *fingers crossed*

Yes but in this country the free availability of guns to the stupidest of the stupid becomes problematic.

NASCAR’s new chase format is way better than the old.

The reason “Gloria Allred” and “Al Sharpton” are dog whistles for the right is because they bring all their publicity baggage to fight for basic human rights. The publicity becomes the joke and distracts from the message only for people who don’t want to hear the message in the first place.

I’m just excited for the new nickname to join Lyin’ Ted & Crooked Hillary: Slim Shady.

Seriously. Talk about a bad week.