Winners get jobs at companies that don’t go bankrupt

I think he was upset because after getting crushed, Sasson looked him in the eye and said “Hey”

This is an amazing story, but all I can think of is

Does this cover porking too? Asking for a friend.

Who is responsible? You guessed it:

I don’t begrudge Deadspin for fearing getting into a battle with these morons. It’s like getting into an argument about gun control with “2nd amendment people” as Donald Trump called them today. No matter how sensibly you argue your case for practical limits on guns and enhanced background checks their only reply is…

You are my favorite Deadspin writer.

Just wait—these are just the horse people who have one of them new fangled e-mail contraptions. The letters will take a little longer.

Having somewhere beautiful like Wales to ride would probably get me back on my bike again. But shortly thereafter I’m sure I’d join the 99% and have my collarbone held together by bolts and screws.

A running injury typically means either rest for a few days/weeks, or just run through the pain at the risk of never getting better. A bike injury or mishap often results in ER visits, broken bones, surgeries, and thousands of dollars in medical bills and bike repairs, IF you survive. That’s why I’m a runner.

Did they check the doormat? It’s probably under the doormat.

Bahrain in Spain kicks mainly in the brain.

I haven’t seen it yet. I’m waiting until I’m married.

• A man on the street offered Ellie sunscreen, which she accepted.

Also, “will be available” meaning this is the list of places it will be sold in the future. Currently the list is only about 4 places, according to my local dealer here in NC. I went in to ask to see one and they said I was the first person to walk through the doors and ask to see an e-Golf. I felt like I had just…

This is completely justified.—they were in Texas in late July, and the locker room is air conditioned.

I’m not going to be able to stay awake during the VP debate. I don’t even know if I’ll be able to tell the candidates apart.

Oh it hurts my eyes

I’m equally offended by his words AND his punctuation.

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