This will be a major blow to Trump’s record as a job creator. Also, which towel was mine?

Boy this Dana lady sounds pissed! Maybe her husband will take her phone from her for a little while till she cools down.

I’m sure the Nike swoosh is obligatory, but I wonder if for some of them they’re like “It’s ok, you can leave us out of this one”.

I’m sure everyone who was watching this live was disgusted by this language, and I hope ESPN received calls from all 3 of them.

Gas station recharging? No. That’s just what they’ll be expecting us to do.

This show is just two inconsequential people yelling bad opinions at each other, much like most 24-hour news and sports programs. When I want a bad opinion I ask my mother in law for religious advice.

This reeks of Peter Theil’s handiwork.

They are brothers? Which one married her?

Ace and Gary are on it.

Wha? No, I’m suggesting we put secessionists on a platform in the middle of the ocean, Mr. McTurtle.

That’s the point. Give them Sealand!

Why not just let them secede? They can go invade Sealand which is pretty close by and live there. In fact, the USA needs to build a bunch of depressing concrete platforms in the middle of the ocean to provide land for our own fantasy secessionists.

The bible actually says if you rape a woman she has to marry you. I’m not sure if the bible is a good source for formulating ethical rape rules.

With takes as hot as that, this kid just landed himself a show on Fox Sports

Oh, dang, it exists. Thanks for this!

Once, just once I’d like to see the flight response take over and the pitcher sprint into the outfield away from the charging hitter. The pitcher will be forever tarnished as a coward, but the YouTube videos sped up and dubbed to Yakety Sax will be equally immortal.

“The NCAA is proud to hire Art Briles as the new director of Title IX compliance”

Aquib coming up with awesome puns.

Ouch! That’s going Talib a mark!

I bet a hundred bucks some team owner in the NFL can look past all that.