LeBron is the kid at Christmas who bitches because there are no more presents left to open .

Puja you’re getting the Angela stinkeye.

I dream of a day when Jeb!, Ke$ha, and Fun. all ride in an Up! together.

. . . who might also have a little meth every now and again.

Sorry I peed in your spouse

Gorilla pizza? Sounds delicious

“Praise Jesus”

Based on NCAA football morality standards, this sets a new bar for accountability and morality. Based on all other standards, everyone at Baylor from waterboy up needs to be in jail.

Ah, the rich tapestry of Baylor sports scandals.

I’m a fan of Lebron, but I’m a bigger fan of gentlemanly baskets. His crude showboating probably makes Toronto feel very badly about themselves, and our Canadian friends don’t deserve that.

Yeah she came out just as soon as her college career ended. Only at Baylor is having an openly gay/lesbian college athlete something that needs to be silenced—interesting parallel to the current crime/rape silencing that’s going on.

Draymond just got to do something we all thought about doing the first time we saw that stupid mustache.

Let’s not forget, drive 20 minutes outside Waco to arrive at West, TX, where that fertilizer plant blew up the town a couple years ago, or head another direction to visit George W Bush’s ranch in Crawford, TX, where protesters moved in during several years of the Iraq war. Add in the biker shootout, Branch Davidian…

Never ask the internet to name your stuff. It will not end well.

The paragraph that starts with “A jackfruit is a misshapen lump the size of a small child . . .” is the worst description I’ve ever read of anything. How could a loving God make such a thing?

I find conspiracy theories as exhausting as the next guy wearing tinfoil on his head, but it seems like the refs really swallow their whistles for OKC in the waning minutes of close games in the playoffs. Add this to the long list of late-game missed calls from the Spurs series.

Literally the hottest of hot takes.

This video really makes an impact.

Manatee herpes a’plenty!

People tend to notice when you appear to whip out your weiner and whizz right there on the field