If only there was a safe space on Gawker-owned sites to avoid this picture.

I always check myself for weapons and explosives at the airport too so I don’t understand why the TSA always has to give me crap.

I heard there were 10 questions about binary, and they were both pretty tough.

If ISIS used their desert empire to do this for fun they would be a lot cooler, rather than running around chopping people’s heads off.

Assuming you had the musical talent and access wasn’t an issue, what band would you most want to be a member of? If necessary, assume time travel exists.

For what it’s worth, I thought you were spot on with the Subaru suggestion. I hated my old Subaru Legacy but I got rear-ended on 3 separate occasions when I owned it and never got even a scratch.

In their defense, the arena was hosting their annual YouTube Commenters Night

Or you can just go ahead and start your new relationship. Eventually your former partner will put 2 and 2 together. Technically it’s not cheating, it’s just unilateral decision making.

Hey now, this is unfair to assholes. We do not doubt our leader Ted Cruz. We do not doubt that Limp Bizkit remains the greatest band ever. We do not doubt that in a traffic jam, the right shoulder is our own private express lane.

This is pretty much my response toward people who eat at strip clubs that have buffets.

Nice! Headed there now to book reservations for my mum’s 70th birthday.

Yes, McCrory is currently behind but it’s a very close race and still early. The difference might be which presidential candidate motivates their supporters (or their opponent’s supporters) to the ballots more.

Being in NC it’s funny/awful to see Richard Burr go from being an obstructionist archconservative who openly pooh-poohed the consequences of sending our nation into default a couple years ago to the most responsible, palatable Republican on the NC ballot this year. Republicans in this state have gone from “We hate…

And getting there is a lot of FUN!

Car enthusiasts in England are going to (continue to) be furious at you Doug! Although in that charming British way: “I say, old chap, at the end of the day, your taking the piss out on Land Rover really ruffles my hindquarters, as it were”

Marianne Vos? More like Marianne Vosn’t, amirite?

When he and Ethan Couch meet in prison they will simultaneously gush “I’m such a big fan of yours” to each other.

Come on Kevin, you have to give credit where credit is due when you get scooped.

That comma in the middle of nowhere disturbs me. Or is it an apostrophe? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

Less painful for the viewing audience.