Diana, you are an excellent reporter.

Took me forever to realize “Win” is a proper noun.

Unfortunately for Pappa the police ignored him screaming and rolling on the ground for quite some time, unsure if he was just trying to draw a yellow card.

Still a more interesting competition than the Republican debate.

In his defense, his whole life his opponents were told to always let the Wu Ke win

nm I thought this article was about the future of escorts.

One of the most coherent statements released by a person named “Shaq” all year

I have a PhD in statistics, and the truth is, correlation totally means causality. We made up this joke about this not being the case and somehow it sort of took off beyond our control. So sorry, but at least we now know how to prevent famous people’s deaths.

Someone please photoshop A-Rod’s head on business cat’s body. I have no skills.

praying

I’d say the answer depends on whether you are an animal and pee in the shower.

Manziel about done in Cleveland, just one more round of drinks.

Who is your favorite Deadspin commenter?

Does he realize how many millions he could save himself if he just simply doesn’t video himself doing all the stuff he’s not supposed to be doing?

Can we discuss this awful James Harden commercial where at the end he asks me if I’m still here?

Thank you Leslie, for finally giving me the courage to dress as Jesus for Christmas and finally tell my coworkers whether or not they’re going to hell.

Don’t we all rely on coke to get us through the hard times?

Some would say that the Earth is our moon.

Yes. I’m worried that Espolon is going to realize that their closest competition taste-wise is in the $40/bottle range and jack up their price.

Manti, shouldn’t you be at practice right now?