Right after he punches Sean Payton and breaks his jaw.

Boy you don’t Minsk words with your Eastern Europe jokes.

You’ve got to add Captain Jack: Finding lyrics to rhyme with “date” is hard.

Wow I didn’t realize Courtney Love was a nanny. http://jezebel.com/5525846/courtn…

I guess the Colts are out of . . . ah, just can’t seem to think of the word . . .

“What did the five fingers say to the face?”

This was already covered in the new documentary Rocky IV.

That’s the most fight that Carolina fans have ever seen in Peppers.

Let’s pretend business cat is a panther:

Our booger-eating daughter got violently ill one day, and we told her it was because she ate her boogers. She stopped cold turkey. Now we have a son, and my moral dilemma is, since vomiting stopped the habit in my daughter, can we deliberately make him sick when he discovers the delicious flavor of boogers and blame…

Hot take: I think the first thing an employer should do is fire their newest hires. The ones who are disappointed but cool are immediately rehired and their pay is increased. The ones who pull a [REDACTED]-style departure pretty much weed themselves out and save you months or years of crazy.

What am I going do, go to the sideline and talk to the trainers about a finger?

This is like the video of the rat eating the pigeon. Who are we to judge? Just let nature work itself out in all its violent glory . . .

Does “Tammy” also go by “Susan”? http://deadspin.com/this-woman-doe…

Poor guy. At least he really ended his career with a bang.

I can imagine the horror in his poor nieces’ and nephews’ eyes when they play “Where is Thumbkin?”

Never get drunk at a silent auction

Is this the obligatory shaving pun thread? I find this dull.

“Make America Great Again” from a player who openly endorses a New England?