Jex, Del, Hamilton, Morgan - who the fuck names these people?!?!

+1 My favorite.

Their marketing campaign “We’re Arians’ Nation Now” went horribly awry. Got millions of new fans but the Bucs are not sure about the demographic.

Arians is a great coach but he is delegating more than Trump, and to people who are about as competent as Stephen Miller but with less racism.

Reading this blog has reminded me how desperately happy I am to be leaving the Raiders (and all of football) behind this season, and how much richer my life will be for it. 

shut up

Fuck to Yuengling. Definitely a contempt born of familiarity, but it’s trash beer and the owner is a trash human being. The idea of drinking it when SN Pale Ale is available is so insane that I look at Snow Hop with deep suspicion.

Also I am so old that I bristled at these two articles thinking they left out those of…

The Jets’ new unis look like how I imagine Axe body spray smells.

Actually it was “Santa Carla” so It is based on Cruz but I was close! :) 

Lost Boys was Santa Cruz you degenerate scum!

this comment made me sad

Sports Fellatestrated

I'm pretty sure I'd forgive this entire post if Jack had ended it this way. 

your fucking face is boilerplate

An (ex)friend of mine from Philly had Matt Nagy’s face from that video as his phone’s wallpaper for at least a month after the game. We no longer speak.

a lot of these guys at the top are morons, who couldn’t spell realpolitick

*I am a Bostonian. I do not talk like this.

I only clap for the troops