It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.

There should be a short dash and a long dash

But Stinky Pete’s a dickhead anyway. Wouldn’t it be more appropriate to keep it in?

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

There’s a strong overlap in that Venn diagram, so sure.

Not quite, Frank from Delaware. If you objected to Rapinoe’s celebration, you are FULLY, not partially, responsible for the kidnapping and caging of children.

Exactly. What kind of example does that set for the children (separated from their families and kept indefinitely in brutal detention without even soap or toothpaste)?

Fake ass “christians”, like Pence, are having a great time making hell on Earth.

Very classy

other than malinda being very annoying, i don’t see the problem here.

A lot of non bears fans don’t realize that we’re so pissed at Parkey, not just because of that missed FG, but because there were two games that he cost us wins because of his shitty kicking. He was the 2nd worst kicker in the league and wouldnt even practice at the goddamn stadium because he didn’t have a car to drive…

You know what you did.

He won coach of the year...so lucky us?  Nerd 

It’s been a long day and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles, man

This site and others: Makes an interminable big deal about the double doink, the kicker being the goat, the kicker should not be blamed for being the goat, the kicker going on good morning america, the kicker getting fired, the kicker not getting fired, etc.

I would say that about 95% of Bears fans are still pissed about it. So, I’m happy he’s not letting that shit go and I hope guys like Hicks and Mack use that anger to rip someone’s arms off and beat them with them in the fucking goddamn preseason. Who are you to discuss this, Samer. How dare you

Look, this plan is worth millions to the “fine people on both sides” division. If you’re smart, we can both come out of this as heroes and we can be set up for life.

Please give me your even batshittier suggestions for saving the Rays.