I coach little league baseball and softball. Currently, there is a drastic umpire shortage in our area because this type of behavior has become the norm. It’s not worth the stress and risk of possibly being attacked for $60. These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a…

Wow, look at those thugs.

Are you speaking of a Tollway Oasis? 

Indiana, while physically in the regions you specify, is most spiritually in the deepest of the Deep South.

“Heartland” is too smarmy. How about “The craplands.”

It’s something I thought I’d never say, but I agree with Boston sports fans.

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

Since you used the word “literally” I feel I’m free to be pedantic and point out that the House has the sole power of impeachment of the President. I know you actually mean removal from office, which would only occur if the Senate then convicted him after holding a trial, but that’s clearly not what Lichtman is…

As it’s been said before, Kid Rock is the human equivalent of an above ground swimming pool.

You believe that Barstool’s racism and misogyny are just a different view of the world, and that Deadspin’s coverage of it is motivated by a personal feud (and thus, by implication, is being blown out of proportion by the writer). I believe it’s productive to point out Barstool’s racism and misogyny have real-world…

“I think after a drink or two everyone involved would admit it’s personal.”

I'm fairly certain they linked many of the issues. Or did you not read the article?

Dude, please STFU.

What is even the point of climbing Mt. Everest?? It’s not like it’s the year 1895 and you would be the first person to do it. There is a LINE at the top of a fucking mountain, like you’re waiting to get into a Yankees game. I think that pretty much kills any majesty and one-with-nature feeling that you might have…

Temperatures at Everest have been rising steadily, which has led to melting glaciers and a rapidly changing landscape.

What David said.