The machine apparently works fine now, though CSUEB music students can’t get high off it anymore.

Apparently, there is still Owsley product floating around, so yeah, it keeps, and sounds pretty neat:

Precious millenials? I lived in Myrtle Beach which was a borderline retirement city and let me tell you: the olds do not use signals, nor drive past 25 mph no matter what the speed limit is.

Every year I tell my students “Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung tonight.”
They don’t respect me at all.

If he does get impeached, he’s going to get called to testify (unless McConnell just refuses to hold a trial, which is a definite possibility). He could either plead the fifth and get called a coward, or actually answer questions under oath and fuck that up spectacularly.

Pelosi has been reduced to publicly begging his family to reign him in. She’s toast.

The first argument is laughably nonsensical. Under the interstate compact, a voter in a small state would have an equal amount of relevance to the outcome of the election as a voter in a large state. The compact would make everyone’s vote equal, which is enfranchisement, not disenfranchisement. 

“I don’t do cover-ups.”

To be fair, they are the #1 exporter of I’s, S’s, and P’s.

What could you possibly mean?

But won’t someone please think of the shithole states!

He was obviously rooting for Cersei, since she also screwed a brother.

Evidently!  The weird thing is I’m a hard-g “gif” person, so it would stand to reason that I would say “gurm”, but no, I’m a “germ”.  People are just full of contradictions, I guess.

I always read it “germ”

RE: Standing behind someone in line

They're just pigeons. 

And then you remembered Trump would never do that

I stay on my Nextdoor because one of the neighbors publicly accused another one of stealing a sewing machine from them and then trying to sell it on Nextdoor, and they took it public for some reason until they were each quoting the bible at each other. I hope for more content like that with every update. Other than…

Fellow Bears fans watching him burn over and over and over

“This report is a total exoneration”