Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

I disagree with your stance on mayo but I agree with the larger take about people yelling at you for not liking it.  I hate pineapple and I also hate mint chocolate. For some reason, those filthy Thin-Mint loving assholes won’t leave me alone about it.  FUCK THEM

The truth is that we have no idea how what we build will resonate through history.

Eh. I just have a hard time rooting for good things happening for people who I know bad things about. In the grand scheme, certainly, Tiger’s bad things aren’t as bad as plenty of other athletes’ bad things, but it does still prevent me from rooting for him. Maybe I’d feel differently about it if he showed real…

I actually feel very sorry for unforgiving assholes like you and your ilk, that can see something truly great, special and unique and can do nothing better than Crap on it to make themselves feel like a better person. Speaking of Crap, please have yourself another large helping of your own shit for lunch, then post a…

I’m very confused as to why anyone thinks this would be a selling point for him. “Not only is this guy good, he’s ALSO an asshole!”

I can do it, I take enjoyment from numerous things on a daily basis. I just think that he’s a phony sell out who talks out of both sides of his mouth and I could care less about him or this achievement 

Eh... I mean, I did feel some of this yesterday, for sure. But I found the whole experience more bittersweet than anything else. Like, when I rooted for Tiger 1.0, I was simpler, Tiger was simpler, the world was simpler. Tiger was a force of nature with little personal backstory behind “his dad made him do golf stuff…

Eh... the number of fellow players who were watching, waiting for him to congratulate him as he came off 18 indicates he’s probably changed quite a bit behind the scenes. They weren’t doing that for Tiger before. They weren’t doing that for Patrick Reed last year. 

Look, when a human garbage heap like John Daly can consistently be on the Tour then honestly it isn’t that remarkable tbh.

Remind me to never get on your bad side. 

Humans are a complicated bunch. I think this is an admirable feat and he deserves recognition for that fact. I also think his personal life is pretty disgusting and your assessments of that are correct. Terrible people can, unfortunately, do great things, just as much as great people.

He’s a creep because he fucked a porn-star?  I mean I don’t know what sports you enjoy...but chances are...those athletes you enjoy..nevermind.  Be angry.

Yeah, the poor guy, having to face the consequences of his actions like that.

No shit, everyone’s acting like he overcame cancer! More like “self-inflicted arrogant asshole finally wins another game a decade later”

When he’s hanging tight with president cheeto later this week, yukking it up while kids continue to get separated from their parents remember that you felt the need to write some puff piece about a guy who never embraced anything that he supposedly represented unless he could monetize it

Yes, it was a great moment in sports. Yes, it was a tremendous comeback, both on that day and from the past turmoil. But don’t expect me to cheer for him. 

I mostly was rooting for Jim Nantz to gloss over the actual details of Tiger’s last ten years (the drug abuse, the DUIs, the public infidelities) with phrases like “after all he’s been through” and “with everything that’s happened.”

Not-so-hot-take: Tiger Woods responded to wealth and fame by banging scores of cocktail waitresses behind his wife’s back while she was the primary catregiver for his two young children. He also got hurt and started playing golf worse. Now he’s playing golf better again, and I am supposed to give a shit. Naw... I’m…

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?