“Alpha males,” also know as “douche bags” in some regions. 

You mean the guy who is completely estranged from his family and basically every other human on the face of the earth was *also* petty with his teammates?

Soft? They’ve just figured out what they can get away with. Gone are the days of people in their 20s being in awe of their employers, especially when they know it’s a good job market and the employers generally don’t care about them. Employees no longer get lifetime jobs or pensions or in many cases a great wage or…

There are two types of people in this world. People who experienced something shitty and feel like everyone else behind them has to to experience the same thing, and people who experience something shitty and work to prevent those behind them them from having the same shitty experience. 

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

You are there to answer some damn questions.

I mean you probably haven’t actually looked for it either. Because this took all of 30 seconds of Google:

How old are you? Honest question. And not surprised you Barstool pieces of dogshit would infect this post.

I’m more interested in what is so “horrific” about Drew’s house.

Barstool isn’t more successful than Deadspin. As Drew mentions in the piece, Deadspin gets significantly more traffic. I can’t even find Barstool on any list of top sports sites by traffic. That’s how little they matter in terms of clicks.

I’ve seen more headlines here about Bill Simmons and Barstool than specific sports stories.

This would be a devastating blow if they hadn’t already addressed it and evolved as a company and a brand while long-term writers like Drew and Barry have apologized for Deadspin’s past (and their own on this site) and jumped aboard the “don’t write like an asshat” train.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

I honestly don’t understand why anyone goes to Barstool. Then again, I am married.

Also, Aaron Rodgers is fucking Kirk Cousins....for some reason?

sir, this is an Arby’s

I hope he dies.