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Also, why does the headline read “Anti-Trump” testimony. That’s a poor characterization. It’s simply Trump testimony, since, you know, Cohen acted at the behest of his boss.

“White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders dismissed the reports in a statement to the Journal, saying, Cohen was a “disgraced felon.”

Raping sex slaves for eighty bucks is pretty fuckin bad dude.

I’m not sure what the big deal is. I’m sure thousands of Packers owners have paid for prostitutes.

Jerry Richardson of the Carolina Panthers?

Too many Do Your Job jokes possible to even make one. Just do it yourself, as Bob should have.

Something Office Space and King of the Hill have that none of their successors share is a real sense of suburban America. As good as The Office (USA) or anything else cited in the article are, they still feel like shows made in California and written by people who went to ivy league schools. Judge really knows how to

Does Doc Brown shit in a delorean?

Please. Magary can write circles around Simmons. They are only superficially similar.  But Magary has a level of self-awareness and restraint that makes his immaturity endearing, whereas Simmons has always just been a juvenile asshole.

What does it mean to say “he’s not wrong”? His approach is certainly wrong...he’s insulting LeBron for recruiting guys to come play with him, as if that’s some sort of horrible thing for a guy to want to play with other good players? But, frankly, we don’t even know if Simmons is right on the basic facts of the piece.

Bill Simmons: Baby, let’s get out there tonight. I’m feeling thirsty AF.

Lol okay racist shithead. 

Hey, dont get mad at me just because your mouthy old lady got her clock cleaned at a little kids wrestling match.

This is exactly what I imagine when I picture who voted for Scott Walker and Donald Trump.

♫ I am the mom
Who will fight
For your Honor ♫ 

I know, what kind of bullshit form was that? That was the worst take down I’ve ever seen.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Kimberly.

I could tell by the camo clothing to crappy beard ratio and the absence of any black people that this was about to get real trashy real quick.

My dog still hasn’t figured out how to run on wood floors without falling.