Just like Janikowski!

It’s funny you mention that. My dad was from Detroit, but I grew up on the South Side of Chicago in the 1980s. He was a big Tigers fan, so we went to Comiskey a lot to watch the Tigers play the Sox and to root for the Tigers. We would annually go to Tiger Stadium as well. Both my brother and I ended up being big…

Yeah, I think I watch this video or one like it every year before the season starts to get excited and after the season is over (usually, about Week 10) to remind myself why watching this garbage has been and can be fun. I apologize for the garbage highlight music.

Perfect segway. You can take a guy off the Bears, but you can never fully wash out that Bears stink:

I’m actually impressed with what the Bears did during the offseason. They got an underrated RB1 out of Iowa State in David Montgomery who doesn’t go down on first contact and can catch, two of Howard’s biggest flaws (The last few years, Drew has placed “Jordan Howard” in the “What might not suck” category. Yeah, he…

2006 they lost to Peyton Manning and the Colts in the Super Bowl. Devin Hester became the only guy to return the opening kickoff for a touchdown in Super Bowl history. It was a good return.  

Please ignore all of my coaching takes. I wanted them to hire Matt Patricia last year, and I thought Trestman/Cutler/Marshall was going to be AMAZING. I am an idiot.

The best part of that game is that our “star” running back proved himself to be slow, shitty, and ineffective at moving the chains.  But now he is the Eagles problem, which is good!

Oh, Packers fans. Your delusion is grand. In my lifetime (1975-present day), you have 2 Super Bowl wins in 3 appearances and the Bears have one in 2. You have almost 40 years of 2 first ballot Hall of Fame quarterbacks, and the Bears best 2 quarterbacks have arguably been Jay Cutler and, uh, Erik Kramer? Maybe one…

Chris Tabor (with Nagy’s permission, of course) drove this whole clown car of kicking ineptitude and sorcery into the bridge embankment. Tabor sucks, but I’ll give Nagy a mulligan, since this is only his second year as a head coach.

I wonder why Drew hates the “A-Rod” nicknaming convention?

I think he was going with the last team to have never started a black qb until recently.  The Bills started a black qb in ‘69 apparently.  Who knew?

Sorry, you made it the year they moved to Orlando.

Eh, Mitch Trubisky made a Pro Bowl. Hell, you probably made a Pro Bowl at sometime and they just forgot to tell you.

Guys.  I think that Kyle Shanahan and Jimmy Garappolo both might suck.  It’s a shame all the NFL access merchants are going to have to change their narratives now. Damn it!

Yup.  See Rodgers, Aaron.

This reminds of when the Bears weren’t doing it to be greedy, but, instead, were doing it to feed the needy.

Huh, this seems like an analogy for something, given the news of the day. Do you think the vultures will force the residents of the vacation home to also wear ‘smart casual’?

He should do another made up team like the “Houston Texans” next.

It’s funny. I can remember the movie “Remember the Titans” but I never remember the Titans.