I’ll never get Yeungling, but I assume it is a high school/college nostalgia thing? I grew up in the Midwest, so I didn’t try it until I was in my 30s and it was awful.  I drank bad beers in my late teens and twenties, so I get the nostalgia for a gross beer (Old Style, anyone?), but Yeungling was not good.

Any fries from anywhere are the worst leftovers.  There is no saving fries. 

Yeah, when Philly fans show me that, I just respond with this. Couldn’t have happened to a better steroid-taking, soft-tissue-injury-having guy!

Meanwhile, at sports illustrated . . .

So are you saying he should

How much funding went into the team-wide Dealing with Aaron: How Not to Upset Our Easily Offended Quarterback Who Hates His Family and Perceives Literally Everything as Some Sort of Slight seminar with special guest speaker Dan Marino?

The Cardinals will always be the NFL White Sox in that second-rate Chicago stuff is always garbage no matter where it ends up.  

You know who else goes out of his way (500 miles out of his way !!!) to visit the same barber and has for years? This guy:

It’s MLS, but we are there:

After having to look up 90% of these, my auto-generated google ads are going to be interesting.

The good thing is that horse is out of the barn, but I enjoy how all of you are setting these arbitrary rules for wearing sandals. Quite entertaining, as it doesn’t bother me at all. To steal a phrase, “I mean, really, how often do you look at a man’s shoes?” 

For the guys who are adamant about NO TOES EVER IN PUBLIC, what do you do at natural and man-made bodies of water with sand and the potential for wetness? Like, yeah, don’t wear flip flops on a plane, but at a beach side cafe or neighborhood pool?  You people are weirdos.

Chacos are good for rivers and day-to-day outside stuff where you need to be able to get your feet wet and they last forever. I use them for fly-fishing and kayaking in the summer. I bought a pair in 2009 that I replaced last year. They’ll run $100 or so.

Especially inappropriate for the beach!!! ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!

No, very accurate! And I can’t spell. Have a good one.

It’s fitting that Gary’s viability as a town corresponds perfectly with Gary’s viability as a name.

Close. I’m from Chicago (Kenwood, South Side). I actually “dueced out” after college for the West Coast and haven’t been back since. Based on your slight defensiveness and use of the word “dueced out,” I’ll guess South Bend?  Anyway, Indiana is all yours.

Indiana physically sucks more than it is good. At least 7/8ths of that state is corporate farming and failed towns from 1957 (Is that you, Gary? Nice to see you, Fort Wayne! Been awhile, Evansville!). The dunes have old mills in East Chicago to the left and that power generator tower that looks like a nuclear reactor i…

Keens belong on that Dad shoe list in the top 5. Weird straps? Yup! Awkward shape? You bet! Way too much rubber? Uh huh! Keens: when Tevas are a little too flashy.

I know you guys love to use “craven,” but McConnell isn’t cowardly at all. He is proudly doing all of this shit with a big smile on his face. To be craven, he would need to be afraid of something. I think you imply that he is “afraid” to do the right thing because he is owned by lobbyists, corporate interests, and…