Pfft. Whatever. I didn’t see any of these teams doing anything for the USMNT during last year’s men’s World Cup.

But you’re a Patriots fan, and the Patriots have never beat the Bears in the Super Bowl, so there’s that.

Man, they really are the two premier stripper cities.  The Tampa-Montreal All Nudes, perhaps?

“Rays rebrand as the Tampa Bay Magarays in an attempt to get in on the lucrative grifting of angry white old people.”

I think from an irony perspective, it would be good for a team named after the output of the sun that plays in the darkest indoor stadium in the league to move to an open-air stadium for half of the year in a city with little to no sun light.  So the Portland-Tampa Bay Rays?

My son plays in the 10 year-old version of this league. Suburban Denver baseball parents are batshit crazy. This isn’t even a travel league, but I’ve seen umps get followed to their cars, or their parents’ cars (!!!), on multiple occasions, and a lot of the coaches subscribe to the Bobby Knight school of asshole…

I think you’ve got to throw Indiana into Appalachia and the South as well. That Ohio River Valley is tricky.

I nominate parts of Missouri to be included in the Plains, the South, the Deep South and the Rust Belt as well. It is truly the dotards of states.

As a native of The Craplands, this designation is approved. I nominate the Chicago Skyway Bridge as its capital.

The House impeaches, the Senate votes on removal. Impeachment is just the first step towards removal. It is very easy for Trump to be impeached, but it will be very difficult for him to be removed from office by the Senate. You seem confused about the language, no offense.

As The Onion suggests, not a bad thing: https://www.theonion.com/world-populace-actually-fine-with-rich-people-dying-on-1835075562

Yeah, the same guys who, in developing that system in the context of the late 1700s, decided that black person is the same as 3/5ths of a white person. I’d argue that it’s not a very good system for 2019, especially if the result of that system is one man elected by a majority of ~3.4 million voters in a country of…

This guy needs to fuck right off. First, Russian interference in the election was the reason for the investigation. Second, there were far more than expected indictments, guilty pleas, and ongoing trials related to collusion with the Russians BY MEMBERS OF TRUMP’S CAMPAIGN. Third, since when do investigators ignore…

Ugh. Everyone always says how Pittsburgh is the most underrated city, but everyone from there is a maga chud online.  No thanks. Fuck Pittsburgh. 

Ha ha. He even has creepy parents!

/pushes up nerd glasses

“I know my first name is Steven.”

Yes, because we would all rather have Pennsylvania, Ohio (!!), and Florida (!!!!) decide.

My logic is “GRR” sounds and looks like “grrrrrr...”  so the natural progression is “gurm”.  I am also very dumb and bad at words.

Oh no.  It isn’t another gif v. jif thing, is it?