So everyone reads “GRRM”as one word that sounds like “gurm” right?  

I still get the weekly updates just for posts like this:

I have an ominous feeling that the Bulls will win this, and Jay Williams will give Zion his motorcycle as a gift right after the draft. Or Gar/Pax will somehow draft the Lopez brothers’ cousin at No. 1.

When reached for comment, Mike McCarthy was quoted as saying “Hodor.”

No offense, but EAT SHIT.

(But Toronto doesn’t win anything)

You know if the tables were turned, Trump would appoint a justice if the Senate didn’t bring up his nominee for confirmation.  

I bet you watch cell phone videos in public and face-time your significant other on public transportation without headphones.

All of the NFC East fans must be happy this year since the division’s best quarterback last year now plays in Jacksonville.

Aging white people love being told things were better when they were younger. . . .

When you left sportswriting, do they make you delete all of the Bruce Springsteen out of your iTunes library?

Also, (SPOILER) Bruce Willis is actually a ghost.

Ain’t that the truth! The housing prices are ridiculous.

Transplants (present company included) have taken over the front range and the I-70 corridor. I’d say more than less are college graduates from Eastern and Western blue states. The first question anyone asks when they meet is “where are you from?”  It’s no longer a purple state, that is for sure. 

It’s all Democrats out here now (House, Senate, first gay Governor). They just passed a red flag bill that the redneck sheriffs are threatening not to enforce.

I’ll never understand why anyone cares what anyone else eats (unless it smells terrible and ruins everyone’s day, like microwaved fish). I like mint chocolate chip ice cream, but I would never criticize anyone for not liking it. That’s just weird.  YOU DO YOU.

Alisha, please don’t feel sorry for me. I haven’t forgiven Mr. Woods because he hasn’t shown any contrition, and I think, without that, it is difficult to respect him. I am not sure how his winning a tournament would do that. Also, stating my skepticism (with salty language) didn’t necessary make me feel like a better…

I didn’t really watch that closely, to be honest. But I hope for his sake that’s true. Hopefully he is becoming less awful.

I love it. People are so mad that I think Tiger Woods sucks as a person. It’s really ruined some peoples’ days.