Ha! I guess that sounded a lot angrier than intended. 

I didn’t say he was a creep because he fucked a porn-star. I said he is a porn-star fucking creep. He used those women like you use ellipses, and he used A LOT of them, which is a sign of the creepiness. Anyway ... enjoy .. your ... d ... a ... y ...

*an angry . . .  Words hard.

This article is much, much too forgiving. I used to like Woods when he was dominating in the ‘90s/’00s. The intense kid who lapped the field and swore too much was pretty entertaining in 1997. But this humorless pornstar-fucking creep who hasn’t shown the slightest bit of repentance doesn’t deserve my admiration. He…

Sure, whatever.  But what does that have to do with the Avs?  Canadians are weird.

He likes Canada so much he changed the Colorado Avalanche into the Edmonton Oilers halfway through capsule preview!

Baseball managers shake hands before the game when they exchange lineups, so they don’t do it post-game.  Also, baseball has that weird ass no fraternization rule between players, so there is no handshake line at the end of the game.

The Packers may have had a losing record last year, but their fans will always be undefeated in “telling, not spelling.”

“Black is entirely new to the Jets’ color scheme.”

No one will likely read this, but it is the best coaching saga revolving around “softness” of high school kids that I have heard about recently, brought to you from Valparaiso, Indiana.

Happy Infrastructure Week, indeed!

Ugh.  Do you guys get $100 every time you use “craven”?  What’s cowardly about this?  Maybe “unseemly” would be a better word?  Enough with the craven!

Also, the entire Deadspin staff yelled at me the other day because I said I’d never watched an anime flick.

KOBE!

Jesus Christ.  I hate that state more and more everyday.  They really put the backwoods in the backwoods.

It’s almost like all Boston sports heroes are the same, like Belichick, Schilling, Brady, Kraft, Damon, Buchholz, etc.

“The Sacramento Kings Are Done Waiting.”

Wow, you just made me think about Mike Martz forcing the Bears to trade Greg Olson because he didn’t use tight ends. This Rams anti-tight end bias is decades old!

On a related note, is Thanos a Shrek?