Thanks! I first heard the Grateful Dead version, and then my wife’s dad, who is from west Texas, played me the Robbins version and I enjoyed it as well. It’s funny how the youths on here think it’s a play on “Bye, Felicia” from Friday/NWA.

Also, RACIST finger pointing. I love it.

This is the best comment on this whole thread.

I love all the comments that are following from this (“What about people in cubicles, wouldn’t they be shot? That makes you a stupid jerk!” “No one changes in offices!” “You are racist!”). Everyone’s projections of their office on to my stupid internet comment is fascinating. People fucking HATE locks on office doors.…

Will do!

I’m offended by your response. That joke failed to reach the standards of “mildly amusing.” “Almost” or “barely” would’ve been much more apt.

I had no idea! Thanks for the insight (seriously).

Ha! I think that was meant to modify golf and tennis. I guess contextually it made sense in my mind since this this a law firm and almost everyone here is white. I apologize for not further explaining a throw-away internet comment. Have a great day, dipshit!

Eli will be a first-ballot hall of famer. He’s got that whole Manning family legacy going for him. In fact, I expect Cooper Manning to be enshrined as well, just because.

Yeesh. Who knew? I just thought it was normal to have a lock on the door to the office. One of these, where the door still opens from the inside (no rape buttons, none of that). I apologize to you for engaging at all. People are weird:

Seriously, you are a fucking moron. “A lock on any door is normal.” That was my point.  

Whoa, slow down. I just said a lock on the door was fine. I didn’t say a rape-button was normal. Read much?

The bathrooms have stalls, but they are open otherwise, and are a little tight, probably 3 to 4 feet from the counter to the front of the stalls. Also, changing in a stall is pretty awkward, unless you get the huge handicapped stall. You would also have to set your stuff on the floor (absent a hook), which can be…

In today’s sad, sad world, having a lock makes sense. A lot of buildings put locks on all office doors because of people shooting other people at work, which becomes more difficult when you have to shoot out all of the office locks.

Wow, they sure are having you write about toilets a lot today.

Sounds kind of like Boyhood, which was enjoyable. My wife is a Texan who grew up in Austin, and I think she really related to the Texas-ness of that movie. I assume it is kind of like that for Sacramento natives. To steal a phrase from my dad in the ‘90s, “sounds like a renter.”

Not just any state justice, but the CHIEF justice!

(psst)

The replies are great. Fat white people from Wisconsin sure are defensive about there being so many fat white people in Wisconsin.

Why’s his brother full of shit, David Duke?