The diversity in that picture is astounding . There are fat white men, slightly fatter white men, white women, and maybe even a few white people without a morbid amount of body fat. It think I may even see one really blurry black guy in the far, far back. I guess we will never know how Walker, Trump, and Ryan got…

Wait. This is confusing. Did he have surgery or not? If he did, when did he have it? He says he decided to have surgery, but he also says he was going to play the last 8 games? Is he waiting to have surgery now that he is on the Patriots until the end of the season?

Man, ellipses use in this country is a travesty.

Regarding this thread, 1Ls taking criminal law are the worst.

Can’t spell “Assault in the Second Degree” without USC!

I agree with this whole thread, and I am glad that we can all come to the same conclusion: Fuck Packers fans.

What is strange is it was the most pitcher-friendly park in baseball this year: http://www.espn.com/mlb/stats/parkfactor

The dicks were clearly red. FAKE NEWS.

“I believe the preferred nomenclature is ‘cheer babes’.” - Greggggg Easterbrook

I am a white liberal fucktard who has been an adult through the earlier days of fratbro internet, but the hardest time I have today is determining where the gray area is where I can still laugh and not feel bad about it. For example, the Harvey Weinstein and Louis CK allegations are both horrifying, and it’s not funny…

Someone referred to her as a sentient Real Doll, and that is extremely apt.

Rocky Mountain National Park is unbearably crowded on weekends during the summer months. This makes great sense.

You haven’t lived until you’ve had the giardiniera at Mr. Beef on Orleans Ave. in Chicago. People will tell you Al’s is better, but those people are ass.

. . . .so that we could exploit her folks for free day care (gotta have that free day care).

I made a sandwich with a can of herring, which was delicious. There was a fair amount of leftover horseradish sauce, and I couldn’t bring myself to just toss it.

Edited: That was bad Kinja. Deleted.

Geographic fast-food exceptionalism is weak as hell and never stands up to scrutiny.

“Fond du Lac” is what Mike McCarthy wishes he could swim in Scrooge McDuck style.

Their owner will never stoop so low.