They’ve elected Paul Ryan eight (!) times, Scott Walker twice, and Trump once. “DERP DERP KAEPERNICK” is the state motto.

If only the Packers were this defensive.

Even Alanis Morissette understands this irony.

As a Bears fan, I would just like to add the following: “Fuck Aaron Rodgers.”

Damn it, you made me google. Walgreens started using it before WWII, and the Washington Senators started in 1948. I guess it is a common depiction of a “W” at the time, known as the “pretzel W”. Anyway, I wasn’t disputing who used it first, just that it is pretty ugly. Have a nice evening!

It also is supposed to resemble a tilted beer mug. You can see that the top of the “b” looks like the handle and the ‘m’ looks like the mug part.

“elb” = “Expos League Baseball” and the “M” for Montreal. Le sigh, that’s bad.

“W” is really, really easy to screw up, though. See the Washington Nationals:

Born and raised in Chicago:

Nah. I hear “Trubitsky” way more than “Trubinsky” from my Chicago family and friends.

Oh, God. Schlereth is the morning sports radio guy in Denver, and he is basically illiterate. Because I hate myself, I was listening this morning and his partner in chuckle-fuckery used the word “detente” and Schlereth basically shouted “NEEEEEERRRRRDDDDD” and literally started using a fake French accent. I wish he…

Truck Nutzzzz might as well be a confederate flag.

As a Midwestern native, I’d throw big fans of the movie Hoosiers into that mix. ‘50s nostalgia? Yep. All white team, coach, and town? Yep. Small town values with a token small town problem (alcoholism)? Yep. Winning through discipline, scrappiness, and focus on fundamentals? Yep. Beat the all-black team in the…

Based on that picture, he really is a true Yanker.

“I find pregnant women and lactating human breasts very erotic. Am I a monster?”

I wonder what Papa John thinks.

I can still discriminate against Packers fans, right?

Strangely enough, I said that to the guy at the Taco John’s drive-thru too and he told me to fuck myself.

DENVER-Asked Peter King: “God, did you hear about Ezekiel Elliott?”
King: “No.”
Me: “Didn’t run. He quit on a play.”
Thought he would cry.

The new Cure album looks good, but the lyrics seem strange: