“Rock Boys”? No. Just . . . no. Never again.

It’s set in the present day. But I get your point.

Can they shorten the play-offs too? Talk about a nightmare 3 month slog.

“Here, hold my beer.” - Chicago Bears offensive coordinator Dowell Loggains

The exception would be comic book fantasy movies. Guardians of the Galaxy would be bad with British accents.

Are you making small burgers or something? This is confusing to me. Don’t your burgers look like this?

It’s like he just fell off of the edge of the earth!

“We don’t have to explain self-love.”

Drew, your cooking instructions are terrible. Writing “flank steak, five minutes a side” is pointless. At what temperature? If you cook that on a high temperature, that shit is a burnt shingle. If you cook it a low, no char. All of us are SMHGDH right now.

Did anyone else.

With the comparison to Caminiti, I like what you are implying here. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

*current PUSA exempt from this reasonable rule (I feel like the acronym is more fitting)

DENTAL PLAN

The goddamn horse in the goddamn The NeverEnding Story.

Right there with you. Just an all-around unhappy movie, not particularly tear-jerking.

Did you know that I have never met a kid who likes that movie (I have three under the age of 10, and have talked to a lot of their friends about it when it came out). They think it is boring and depressing. The only people that like it are adults. TWO THUMBS DOWN.

About eight friends and myself are renting a lake cabin . . .

176 degrees Fahrenheit seems a bit warm

Yeah, Rog was sweet to chill with back in college. Wait, Roger “Federer”? Oh. Forget I said anything, man.

Anyone under 31 years of age has not seen the Bears win shit, so maybe not?