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“This is troubling.” - Every Republican

As a white person, I take offense to being associated with Trump. He is clearly an orange person of a different race. On a related note, I am super racist towards orange people, including Oompa Loompas and the Dutch.

SALLY’S FRIEND DARYL: Yeah! Fuck ‘em up, Sally!

Sorry, Steelers fans are pretty much the worst. Those fucking towels...

Since he is an unabashed Red Sox fan, is Samer secretly super racist?

I’ve noticed a huge uptick in Kentucky Derby parties in my neck of the woods (Denver) in the last three years. Is this a national phenomenon, or is Denver just that white?

Quin Snyder looks like a casting director for a Michael Bay movie.

Like someone that would call someone a dirty rat and have a watch chain in a comic book reboot of a movie with an origin story in 1929.

Quin Snyder looks like the sort of guy that would start a monologue with “We’re not so different, you and me . . .”

“1865 was about the last time white people were really winning.” About that . . .

Good to see Marchman is enjoying his weekends.

This isn’t “The Ringer,” is it?

Well, he should be ashamed, if that is the case. The Juicero is a terrible waste of money.

The Blackhawks and Bulls switched bodies, “Freaky Friday” style. Duh.

You’re not kidding. That guy parks like a dick!

Ha! I was just making a bad joke. This made my week.

I assume every car Guy Fieri owns is yellow.

Or at least the theater.