Wait, the guy with the man-bun can’t catch? Surprising!

I think you mean “who accessorizes a MAGA hat with a stack of books?” There is no way that woman can read.

So, I get why the Redskins super-racist name is bad, why the Indians mascot is bad (terrible caricature), why white college kids dressing up in red-face is bad (Hello, Illiniwek and #FSUTwitter). And I think I get the “Fighting Sioux” controversy (“fighting” and “violent imagery” was the problem, so it was scrapped). …

Huh. Trump uses the same chart to pick his “dates”.

LIAR. I worked at Baskin-Robbins in the ‘90s and had to make those fuckers by hand. They use the same ice cream they scoop and hand out in cones in the cakes. The cake itself is some pre-made stuff from a walk-in freezer and are sub-par, but the ice cream is the good shit.

Well, it looks like Sale’s first visit to Fenway was a success.

“Wait. Did you say Indiana AD Fred Glass?”

Is “Suburban Canada”, like, North Dakota?

The camera man should be ashamed. This is the most regrettable shot that’s ever been taken at a Dallas parade in history.

No. Glennon gets $19 million guaranteed over 3 years ($6.3 a year, not disclosed how cap hit will be spread over that time period). Cutler cost $16 million per year for the last 3 years ($16 mil x 3 = $48 million), and would have been another $16 mil this year.  Math is hard.

Hey, be nice to Jay Cutler.

I was annoyed until I saw the numbers. 19 guaranteed isn’t much. Apart from Kevin White, Pace’s first two drafts have been about a B, so this rebuild hasn’t failed yet. That should be the 2017 Chicago Bears slogan: OUR REBUILD HASN”T FAILED YET

So you’re saying that it is Glennon, and not the Bears, who is really sticking his neck out by taking such an incentive-laden contract?

Reem. . . Rememer. . . Remember when Jay Cutler had an MCL sprain and everyone called him a pussy, even though it was a significant injury? That was awesome.

I hope he goes back to Denver. All of the Broncos fans who hate Cutler because he wanted a trade because Josh McDaniels shopped him around, and also hate Josh McDaniels because he had no idea what he was doing from a personnel standpoint, and also love Elway because he brought them a championship due to his personnel…

We used boulders! Or the severed heads of the Germans!

Instead of commenting on what a professional baseball player can and cannot say, Cardinals fans should do what they typically do best and stick to jorts.

Alternative title: “How to expense an eight dollar in-flight movie.”

Colorado is underrated as to scandals. Recruits sexually assualting high school girls? Strippers and escorts? Raping a female kicker? Serial wife beating? Sex with Ralphie (presumably)? NA-NA-NA-NA-NUH-NA, GO BUFFS!