Yeah, Slate’s contrarian takes are bad. BRING BACK TOMMY.

You put peas in your guacamole, don’t you?

About how many butt hurt/libtard/snowflake e-mails do you get a week?

Sport to sticks!

Chino, is that you?

I would have to leave that movie early.

What about in the opposite direction?

Wait, wait, wait. A front running Patriots fan? NEVAH!

He’s 70 years old. If shit does go sideways, does he stay in power until he dies? Does he appoint a successor?

Are Kevin Draper and Kyle Wagner different people?

I feel disrupted, too. I’ve been listening to a lot of depressing Radiohead, a lot of early-sixties, missile-crisis, civil-rights Dylan, and a lot of angry metal crap I haven’t played since I was an angry 16 year-old. I find myself waking up in the middle of the night working myself into a lather about what is…

Good to see that, unlike what Trumpzzzlover69 told me on twitter, there IS legal recourse for being butt hurt.

/lukewarm take

Look, I get it. My dog likes everybody and doesn’t understand the nuances of politics either.

“Listen, I’m a Pats fan . . .”

This seems familiar.

/Begin rant

But then they would have to deal with the MKFL (Monkey Knife Fighting League).

What parents see instead: