You’re gonna love OG Anunoby.

Coincidentially, I think they call that haircut the “Nantucket ferry” as well.

They were arguing about who the greatest Prime Minister was, Lord Palmerston or Pitt the Elder.

So, did you get to smoke some weed or not?

*filled. That IU education is rearing its ugly head.

Wow, was he a used car salesman? I’m from Chicago proper, so Indiana was a mystery to me at age 18. After 4 years there in the 1990s, I never would live there again.

If you consider an empty corn field filed with inbred descendants of migrants rejected by Kentucky (!) where Tom Crean is considered an attractive man, then sure!

Sales guy working in the menswear department at Dillard’s.

Let the fools have their . . . TAR TAR SAUCE!

I parked in spot 35 today, so Neal Anderson came to mind.

Gainesville, Georgia

Nah, having a rager and then being tired and hungover with children is much worse than having a chill night and then not being tired and hungover with children.

What are your New Year’s Eve plans?

No, but all the guys that sold and smoked weed usually did, so I figured you at least heard “Down with Disease” enough to recognize it. But whatever. Congrats on hating subjective stuff?

“You’re God Damn right he is! Fuck you for thinking otherwise, you fucking ni...” - Riley Cooper, probably

So, you didn’t smoke weed in college. Noted.

/begin take

+1 phatty veggie burrito in the parking lot

Right there with you, but with Sublime. This guy would never smoke one joint, always two, because of that terrible Sublime song. Ah, memories.

I kinda feel bad for the kid, since he is a Sixers fan and all.