This Dad joke really needs more respect.

Seifert won with Montana in 1990 in his first season. Seifert and Switzer entered the league in very similar scenarios. Seifert won with the same guys in 1990 (over Broncos) that Walsh won with in 1989 (over Bengals). Montana quarterbacked both years. You are thinking of 1994 with Young (but yeah, Seifert was…

George Seifert walked into a pretty similar situation (but he won it, too!).

The Arizona legislature has come to regret hiring Dan Cortese to draft the state’s criminal code in the late ‘90s.

Hot take: The Brothers Karamazov is boring as shit, and taught me how to slog through a terrible book.

Nope: http://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/punt_ret_td_career.htm

Shit, I wish Rob Ryan was my stepdad.

Ever cook a frozen burrito in the microwave?

How does one even bake a stew (mythopoetic or otherwise)?

[Sadly Rams it]

Sad, The all too familiar scenario where a Ramily falls apart due to the lack of Ramming it.

+ 1 wolf-puss

Colorado? Here is a picture of the author:

No, your take is bad. I’ll let Drew tell you why: http://www.gq.com/story/participation-trophies-james-harrison

It feels like I’m wearing nothing at all.... nothing at all... nothing at all...

Back when I lived in LA, I was up in Studio City for some casual work thing in 2003, and a few of us went out to one of those bars on Ventura near Universal Studios. It was a Tuesday and the bar was pretty empty, but Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson and Wilmer Valderrama were there together. Some of the girls we were…

Curt Shilling went on Twitter one time.

So do the Red Sox get Adam LaRoche’s son and a box of destroyed jerseys as well?

[*scoffs loudly*]

Ashton, is that you?