The only month better than Smarch is Rocktober (due to the better weather).

So did Burneko admit that it is a Cal Bears hat and not a Cubs hat in “The Sandlot” yet?

Yeah, not a Cubs hat.

The whole thing with the Cubs is that pink hats have always been there. Wrigley is basically the biggest bar in Chicago, where the game is about as important as what is on the TV in the corner at your typical BW3 on a Tuesday night. If anything, it’s made casual Cubs fans actually pay attention to the game, and…

In honor of the greatest internet comment ever, “you’re right, but still go fuck yourself.”

I don’t know, do West “Fuckin’” Virginia grads go to heaven?

Yeah, so classless. In Denver, we take them to the brewery.

/ “Well, actually” Kool-Aid man bursts through wall

At this point, I think Jake Arrieta and Corey Kluber need to exchange names.

The Cubs finished 3rd in the NL Central in 2004. They would’ve gotten killed by the Red Sox.

I was going to argue with you, but then I saw the following real article. Son of a bitch.

This is great. I would add Steve Stone. And that one fan named Steve that ESPN and dumb Cubs fans blame for 2003. What was his name again? And Steve Goodman. “Go Cubs Go” is the worst thing to ever happen to the franchise.

Nah, Red Sox were first on Monday.

Holy shit. How long have you worked at Pitchfork?

So where is Jay Cutler going to play next year?

Hooray! Jambaroo!

Eh, cell phone hyperlink cut and paste. Sorry ‘bout that.

Cheers, Mike!

What is the worst concert you have ever attended? Mine is a tie between really old Bob Dylan and really old Willie Nelson.