Canadians. Always.

I was invited to go to a Phish show in Denver this weekend. I don’t really like seeing Phish, but my wife already said yes, so we are going. How drunk should I get?

You know, I was starting to feel like you mail some of these in. The Chiefs preview wasn’t very harsh, and as a Bears fan, I wasn’t even offended by the recitation of the “Da Bears” stereotypes. But just when I thought your were going soft, you go and do something like this. . . .and totally redeem yourself! Well done!

Man, have you already forgotten KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN and HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

I came here to say the same thing. It is better than Yeueueueuenglienueuneg, but it is nothing special.

#KeepPounding

Mike Ditka is from western PA.

A distillation of Stillerz fans:

This is getting bad. I am really worried you are tempting fate. Does anyone remember 2006, where the Cardinals finished 83-78, snuck into the wild card, and won the whole fuckin’ thing? David Fucking Eckstein was MVP?

Pictured: Judge Thomas Estes, who recently relocated from Quincy.

I guess your tone in your comments is pretty negative about it here (traffic sucks, beer is slightly less than “abhorrent”, etc.). Whatever, you do you.

Seriously, why do you still live here? You obviously hate it, and Indy is about 25% cheaper as far as cost of living goes. Why live in a place you obviously despise so much, when you love your hometown and can move back? Maybe you’re in high school? I am actually curious. I’ve never met anyone who lives here from…

That’s right, I remember you. You’re the guy that doesn’t think Denver is close to the mountains and thinks Indy has better beer. I am surprised you still live here.

RIP, Monkey Business

You are obviously burying the lede here. The trailer owner’s name is MARK PANTHER. His “race car hobby” is obviously cover for something much more nefarious. The trailer is probably used to transport and conceal wild big cats, including, but not limited to, panthers.

I remember when Bears fans liked him for two years. That 2010 NFC Championship game injury was the first and last straw for some (rightly or wrongly), and the inconsistency and lack of improvement over the last six years have been slowly braking the camel’s back. Bears fans are basically in a routine, sexless marriage…

This fucking Sisyphean nightmare of a franchise. Cutler has been here 8 (!!!) years. How is that possible? And somehow everyone in Chicago is convinced that Ryan Pace is the next Theo Epstein only because he is young. Ryan Pace went to Eastern Illinois, wears Oakley blades, and drafts frequently-injured, unproven guys…

Who is the asshole in the dirty visor? How did the visor get so dirty? Are visors a thing? Why?

So what NFL team that is always good is going to be shitty this year? Denver, maybe? Green Bay?