The biggest hurdle facing podcasts right now is their ability to capture listener statistics for advertisers. Ads on webpages capture mouseovers, viewability measurements, clickthroughs, and then even conversion stats if you’ve seen the ad, don’t click it, but then buy the product anyway. With podcasts, they don’t…

Keep fighting the good fight.

This is like a zombie invasion. I thought I was safe on commercial free NFLRedZone, but guess who sponsors it? THEY GOT YOU TOO, SCOTT HANSON

It’s almost like their race is relevant to their daily lives, or it somehow influences their subjective experiences! I mean GEEZ, kinda boring for us Default Americans who can go our entire lives without needing to consider how our skin color might factor into things like hailing cabs or encountering the police! They…

I’m not even a VW owner and think this person can go fuck themselves. Seriously just because VW duped consumers doesn’t mean the consumers are suddenly the bad guys too- and for the love of *insert deity* DON’T MAKE THEM OUT TO BE BAD GUYS they’re victims.

Dieselghazi!

The real crime here is that we keep throwing gate at the end of every controversy. Lets find a new suffix to abuse for four decades.

Ford was founded by a Nazi too what’s their point

Good thing they added the frown face after mentioning it was founded by Nazis. This gives me a headache. I’m going to go take a Bayer aspirin.

“Fine. Don’t turn right. We don’t need to go to the mall. My mother’s birthday isn’t that important. RECALCUATING.”

Ha I remember entertaining my wife with a skit when we discovered our old Garmin had multiple accents you could select. I was saying I’d program in an Irish accent that would be like “ah Christ! Yiz were supposed to make that last right yeh fecking eejit! Recalculatin fer fuck’s sake.” Every so often it would just say…

So when the maps are out of date, it won’t be able to tell you anything. Just stick with the distance measurement. It’s universal and always works as long as there’s a road there. Roads are more permanent than Applebees.

I hope they are not bench-marking my friends for directions because I have a few that could get lost in a room with one door.

If it’s like my parents giving each other directions, it’s waiting until the last second and yelling “RIGHT! RIGHT!” or “No, not that red roof, THAT red roof”/”That’s not red, it’s orange” and then passive aggressive sighing at each other.

Don't forget the condescending nature of that idea, which is that people who aren't poly are either in denial or less "evolved."

Rosebud Salve is still my go-to, but this stuff is niiiiiiiiiice. Just take the tiniest bit to start- otherwise it feels way too sticky. I found it at CVS; it might be new.

Rosebud Salve is still my go-to, but this stuff is niiiiiiiiiice. Just take the tiniest bit to start- otherwise it…

At our company content that has been influenced by entities outside the company, usually through payment as direct advertising or native advertising, gets the Sponsored tag.

At our company content that has been influenced by entities outside the company, usually through payment as direct…

Amazon Prime makes me buy too much stuff.