And yet strangely we have this persistent fixation with fixing *other countries’ flawed systems.

Dude they’re still ragging on Hillary as if she won. 14 months is generous. Try next 14 years right wing talking heads will be bringing him up

I’d be more inclined to forgive her racist past if it weren’t for her racist present.

Roxane would never use drugs. A pack of Marlboro Lights and four or five brandy old fashioneds a day was good enough for Jesus, and it’s good enough for her.

I cannot WAIT to see the Dead Letters for this one.

That’s gotta Sting.

Roxanne
You don’t have to have a twitter fight
Those days are over
You don’t have to think about the children tonight

…taking a big sip of coffee…

I have zero doubt Roxanne must have been a Cardinals fan.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

This isn’t related to this article, but it’s still important.

You know that if a Democrat wins 2020, these thundering shite gobblers will effortlessly pivot back to full-time “tax and spend” Democrat clichés; will they continue the obvious, nauseating Great Leader sycophancy however?

I’m fairly certain there are other resorts all over this country that aren’t owned by Trump.

I just checked, and that weekend is available at the Peoria Airport Radisson.

You know full well some Republican hack is going to try and spin this as election manipulation.

I worry about the attitude of “cancel culture” that’s on the other side of this issue amongst forward-thinking liberals. Frequently, a shitty thing someone said in the past will come out and Tumblr users will wildly shout that we should stop consuming any and all things created by the person-who-said-a-bad-thing-once.…

If they had done a little raking...cleared out the underbrush... this wouldn’t have been a problem.

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Ooooooh, they can hire the Fyre Fest guy to run it

BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT HE ACTUALLY MEANT!