Getting bombed AFTER the 18th hole? You aren’t doing it right. Granted, I only play once a year these days and that is in a company tournament but myself and my team are generally bombed by our 9th hole. We do a shot to start the round. We do a shot for every birdie. If we go more than two holes without a birdie or…

Why is he not wearing socks? None of this makes sense. The Parrots fucking is no big deal.

Fun fact: Food, when stored, MAY NOT TOUCH THE FLOOR. It must be ON something ABOVE the floor.

My parents were briefly caretakers at a duck hunting club that cost $500K to join and the members favorite drink was Bud Light.

$200K to join and they’re serving hot dogs?

Wait, so he actually read out loud this title...

I imagine it was literally a “I know blacks hate me. I’m gonna park my ass in the front row and dare them to say a word.”

They live for the trolling now. They know that as long as they’re “owning the libtards,” their base will be happy.

Lemon is the best Starbust.

May I direct you to their support of Roy Moore for a taste?

Dinner with the elderly cult of 45 relatives:

Not fat. Lost lots of weight via amphetamines.

Not my original comment but worth adding:

I’m in Minnesota. Would be happy and proud to be absorbed into Canada.

Honestly he comes across as a solid dude in this piece. I know binging on coke isn’t a great look, and I understand why he was let go, but it certainly doesn’t make him a bad person in my opinion.

Pffthahahahahaha, man that deep end, you know, it’s...subjective and all that. I like where you went though, indicates hope.

I find it amazing that some could have alcohol problems for 30 years and a cocaine problem of 2 years.

You seem like a nice person. I like that about you.

Honestly, it’s been kind of a mixed bag.

I’ve now taught in the south, and the upper Midwest, and in both geographic areas, I’ve run into the same thing:

Some students are exceptionally well-prepared in terms of having a general grasp of classical logic and salient argument.

Most don’t know what they’re doing, but can…

Because everyone knows skinny people never get sick or die.