Yes, heaven forbid that we pay people a wage that makes them ineligible for social welfare benefits. I mean, it’s almost like if we all do better, we all do better. Heaven forbid that we make the wealthiest amongst us ever so slightly less wealthy so that the people that made them wealthy can afford a roof over their…

And which one of Trump’s swamp, I mean, cabinet members are profiting from this? There’s a specific brand of credit people use for this shit. 

The irony is strong with this one. Probably wants another investigation into Hillary’s emails, while we’re on the subject. And still thinks we can’t find Barack Obama’s birth certificate.

You mean the state that harbors his resort that goes out of it’s way to ensure no naturalized citizens apply? 

Let’s not forget SLINGER. 

Can every democrat tasked with responding to Mitch the fucking hypocrite just say “Merrick Garland” over and over again? 

he better celebrate while he can, fucker’s out there promising to “improve” Obamacare again. You know, the issue that basically handed over the house to the Democrats? Yeah, hammer on that some more. 

Well if that’s the case, they’re 2-5 years from their first athlete rape/cheating/other gross NCAA violation. Because if they’re hitching their wagons to athletics, they’re gonna do the same shit the other Div I schools do and look the other way until they get busted and then act surprised. 

Scott Walker is the living embodiment of a mediocre white male failing upwards. My mom worked in Milwaukee County DHHS when he was there, and isn’t usually that political. She said she would never vote for Scooter McPuppyEyes because “he’s a fucking idiot.”

Is that because we were all hoping this investigation would contain a smoking gun? It was never going to be that easy. However, it has turned up a LOT of shady characters in his universe, and frankly, the best we can hope for is that it hobbles his administration so that they can’t get shit done for the next few…

I just finished Working Moms, and it took me halfway through the series to realize it was set in Canada. At first I was like “a year of maternity leave? The fuck kinda fantasy is this shit?” Not fantasy. Canada. 

I just took my kid to the pediatrician today for a well child check up. It took a month and a half to schedule her appointment. Well child visit. Now, it’s fine because there weren’t any shots or anything involved, and she is, in fact, a well child, but for shit sakes. I need to schedule a sleep study for myself, and…

You know, for the GOP supposedly being the “good” parents who “hold our children accountable,” they sure have fallen for this “college is just too liberal” shit hook, line and sinker. From my recollections of this kind of student, they showed up sporadically, didn’t read the assignment, asserted their Breitbart…

I can only assume the GOP will respond in their normal, not at all political and consistent manner.

And also a paycheck. Don’t forget that part. They sell tons of books on the evangelical circuit. 

I guess I’d take her a whole lot more seriously if she hadn’t spent most of 2016 trying to get Hillary to answer for what Bill Clinton did. 

And this shit about wanting to ask about immigration status on the census is basically a way to make sure “real Americans” (white, rural ones) decide elections instead of “urban areas” (where people actually live). 

And this shit about wanting to ask about immigration status on the census is basically a way to make sure “real Americans” (white, rural ones) decide elections instead of “urban areas” (where people actually live). 

Psychiatrists are discouraged from diagnosing political candidates. I’ve never seen so many psychiatrists struggle with this as I have these past few years. 

I assume, Matt, that being fine with kids getting an illness that, by my recollection, involved being out of school for a goddamned week means that you’re going to also be providing/mandating appropriate sick time for employees who might have a problem with this. You know, the ones who don’t have white collar jobs,…