The RuPaul’s Drag Race challenge involving impersonations of the women of the Trump campaign is right on fucking time. 

Businesspeople making decisions without the contributions of front line healthcare staff is how we got into this bullshit in the first place.

Goddamn, I need to make sure my smart ass niece has heard this song. 

But also, why the fuck would any rational person sign up to teach? You’ve got watered down curriculum, and a job that is both stressful as hell and not very particularly high paying. I have a friend who taught middle school art for a year, and when she went into the ED with chest pain, the nurse made sure the doctor…

We had upper 30's weather this week, and I legit saw a few people out in shorts. 

I sort of envision an ice shanty full of Hamm’s and someone just flipping them off. 

I legit got concerned museum workers in Austin, Texas because I let my fresh off the Polar Vortex toddler play outside in 50 degree weather. They were concerned she’d be too cold. 

So they only found Trump’s name once and there for it’s nothing to see here? Jesus Christ, how fast would they jump on it if it contained all or most of the letters O-B-A and -M somewhere near each other? Christ, if it made any reference to a Clinton, they’d have slapped that on Hillary so fast. 

Are you planning on invading Minnesota in the middle of winter? Looks to me like most of those states are places that consider 60 degrees “a little too chilly.” You could invade for like 3 months out of the year tops. We have this showdown in February and you might as well pack it in. 

yeah, I did research before having my baby too. Only that research was fucking nursing school and passing a certification test. So I vaccinated the shit out of my kid. And she’s getting to the age where she’s old enough to talk about going to the doctor, and I absolutely will be telling her that getting her shots will…

I’M one of Omar’s constituents. I’m about her age, though born here. I grew up somewhere else in the country that tends to not hold back on anti-Semitic tropes, and I’ve never heard of the hypnotism thing, so I think that’s possibly a generational thing. The “benjamins” phrase was referencing a song lyric so prolific…

Says the man who has zero fucking chance with a woman like Brie Larson. Or any woman, probably. 

that’s exactly what I thought. i don’t even track my own fucking period this closely, and a pregnancy for me would be both joyous and “holy fuck.” 

had zero use for school and barely passed, but it’s a brown person’s fault his lot in life isn’t different. 

Yeah, and we fucking have days of remembrance for that one. Wasn’t your argument that one is okay and the other isn’t? For Chrissakes, there’s a whole monument. And lets not forget that the World Trade Towers were not churches. But sure, Jan. 

What fucks me up about this whole scheme is the fact that when I was in high school, I thought I wanted to be a professional musician, and worked my everloving ass off to get better. I paid for my own lessons. If I had a parent willing to sink $75-200K into my chances of success, I probably would have gotten there. If…

I am and I’m not. They’re the children of wealthy parents who would stop at nothing to get them in, I’m sure there are some professors and TAs who would have some stories about how those kids and their parents reacted when presented with failing grades, missed deadlines and the like. I’m equally sure those kids…

And it’s not great, but at least when say, the Kushners give millions of dollars to help their dipshit son get in, that money goes to perhaps scholarships or some other funds that help less well off students. With this, it was pure grift. 

I live in Ilhan’s district. Good fuckin’ luck. Years ago, some jabroni tried to run against Keith Ellison by sending around flyers that said “you know, he’s a Muslim.” We all turned out to the polls and responded with a “no shit, Sherlock.” Then there was 2016 when someone proudly claimed to be a deplorable. When the…

This is not just in journalism. Using perma-contractors is kind of a thing in tech too. This kind of loophole in employment law is why the middle class is shrinking.