The least believable part of this is that Trump was having a family dinner. I doubt even Baron shares many hamberders with his dad. 

I’ve owned several cats (or they’ve owned me, more accurately). That makes me a veterinarian. 

I forget. One of those dumbasses on the couch doesn’t wash their hands either. Is it this dumbass?

So fucking this. Got a bachelor’s degree in liberal arts after many years of fucking around, transferring, changing majors and being dirt ass poor with money dangled in front of me. Finished at a big state school (while working in one of their departments for seriously discounted tuition). Got an associate’s degree in…

Gee, who could have forseen that allowing Trump to continue to sell memberships to his exclusive club while president, and hanging out there would turn out to be, ya know, not a great thing for the country and a total fucking grift? Also, that woman has some balls being a member of the GOP and being all bootstraps…

He does further my appreciation of Scottish cursing.

If he loses 2020, he’ll go straight to a grift on Fox News. 

You know it had to be bad for every single employee to quit. Think about it: even if everyone is disgruntled, there’s usually a few people who need the job for whatever reason, or need to find something else before they go, or whatever. I’ve had some shit jobs, but never would we have gotten consensus about all…

I was on my own at 19 years old. Prior to being 19, I worked to pay for shit that was important to me, which at the time was music lessons and things having to do with music lessons. Do they think young people are working just for fun, for something to do? Fuck these out of touch assholes. 

I know plenty of poor people with shitty attitudes. Also, make that woman a black woman and see how that scene goes down. 

No, he didn’t. Mitch Omer of Hell’s Kitchen Minneapolis. Apparently the guy just got back in line and acted kind of cowed. 

How do you know she’s rich? She has nice things. They might not be her things. She might be so over her head in debt that she’s literally two seconds away from losing it all. Credit is a fickle beast. 

There was a chef around these parts that died a few years back. He was famous for coming roaring out of the kitchen when a suburban dickhole made a hostess cry because of the long wait time for brunch. That restaurant is still in business and doing just fine. 

Me too. You’d be amazed at how many freebies you walk away with when you act this way. Like bitch got her $32 salad, but I probably get more free shit than her just by being nice. 

I think the people that hired him should face consequences too. They knew damn well what they were signing up for. 

So lemme get this straight: I, a normal ass person, when purchasing a home, had to explain in detail where every penny I earn comes from, up to and including having to explain to the bank where the extra money in my paycheck came from. I had gotten a raise during financing, and had MORE money to pay my mortgage, but…

Do you remember those women who walked into Nordstrom’s and discontinued their credit cards because they stopped selling Ivanka’s brand? If Ivanka’s brand was making Nordstrom’s money, they’d still be selling it, but apparently only real Americans buy poorly made, overpriced knockoffs. And apparently inappropriate…

See, he just peaked too early. Real shithead status requires that someone hire a PR firm to paint you as a victim and then to sue a bunch of news outlets. That’s how it’s done. 

Yeah, Ivanka, I’m sure the people working second jobs on top of their first jobs would just be appalled to take the gift of extra time. They’d probably do all kinds of self destructive things like take care of their kids, look after their health, and pursue creative interests. 

How old are you? You might be the son of one of my friends. He’s trying not to get carted away on a 72 hour hold while he waits for retirement. The stories he tells......